a bunch of fat red necks runing aroud killing people and eating Mc.Donalds. they dont care about the environment and hate nature. they drop bombs like they "rule the earth" and feel killing is whatthey have to do to gain "peace".
i veiwed the canada urban dictionary and was happy to see people saying nice things about canada, then i went to the last and was pissed so much that i wanted to make this.
sorry for the nice americans who said nice things about canada. i wanted to tell the americans "we are bigger than america so dont call us 'America Jr'."
for the people who call us a big state, an imaginary country inhabited with aliens, little america
i hope your parents died in 9/11
again i felt this was needed to show america that they are mean.(theese were not my real words i felt they were needed. i dont hate america that much to make fun of 9/11 so anyone offended, i did not meanit im just angry)
american: canada sux
canadian: but we are bigger, nicer and care about the environment more than the USA
Phrase said by a Canadian busisnessman who buys out your American company and then says this when it goes belly up and you are out of a job. Spelling is wierd because of the fucking accsent.
Mr. Canuck, why did all the accounts go away? I don't know in Canada we have too much work, Im So soorry?
So soory doesn't pay the fucking bills asshole or relieve any stress.
Chinese Food is commonly refered to as an American ethnic dish. It offers a variety of woked up rice, meats, fish, and vegitables with assorted spices and sauces. Although most of the dishes aren't actually simular to real life chinese dishes in china, it still brings a traditional ethnic, delicious, refreshing feel.
American Kid: Mom! I am so hungry! Are you going to make dinner?
Mom: I am sorry but i am going out, i will leave you some money, would you like chinese food?
American Kid: YES!!!!!!!!!!!
John: I want something different to eat, im hungry and im so sick of pizza and mcdonalds.
Justin: LETS GET CHINESE!
NOTE: This only applies to the Americans who play Call of Duty on their PS3's and Xbox's and eat non-stop, because apart from them American people are very likeable.
1)A twat or idiot that thinks they are better than the the rest of the world, usually because they spell 'mum' with an 'o'.
2)Likes all the breasts, and strip clubs.
3)Also somebody who is too busy eating burgers at fast food places or playing Call of Duty 4 online with their Xbox getting their ass kicked by the British.
1)•American: we spel mom wit a o bcoz dat makes us kl 4 perfectin da langwidj
•American: The British invented the muskets but we upgraded them to high power guns la la la we rule and we are invincible and we can beat anyone
Brit: Well we gave you the musket, plus, 911, HAHA.
2)•American: Come to our strip clubz because we have silicon titties and big boobies and they are all fake
3)•American: Sorry I'm too busy stuffing my face to go fight in the war oh no but we helped save everybody in the world wars
WWII Allied countries: Yeah and you came late for both of them
•American: oh no im playing call of duty the americans are the bestest ever
Brit: In Call of Duty 4 the Marines DIE and the S.A.S. survive, so up yours.
American: ur mom
Any person from the small colony of the Empire Of The United Kingdom Of Great Britain And Nothern Ireland named the USAmore...
A Person who thinks there is a single British accent
A person whos life is surrounded by celebrities and material things
A person who likes fast food
A person who turns up late for everything
A person that has no idea why they started something and no idea how theyre going to finish it
Someone who can not handle real alcohol
Someone who likes to shoot people
Someone who thinks war is a past-time
Someone that thinks British people all have cockney accents or posh royal accents
Someone who thinks USA won Vietnam
Someone who can not point where Europe is on a map
Someone who is american and thinks theyre irish if their great great great great great great great auntie once removed was from the Isle Of Man
Someone who thinks Bob Hope is american
A person who is unable to correctly pronounce: Leuitenant, Aluminium, Route, Nuclear or Leicester
A person who can not understand irony
A person who thinks football is soccer
A self-pitying wanker who thinks pizza is an american cuisine
A person who is hated by the whole world
A general derogatory term for anybody
|6.||white trash chicken shit motherfucker|
this is an american sayin, and is most commonly used by the ethnic origin of black/coloured race. it mean somebody who has offended you very deeply and cant think of anything to say so its the only thing that will pop into ure head. white trash is offencesive to white people, chicken shit is not the best smelling shit in the world, and motherfucker is someone who fuck there mother or other people's mother's. it is also what a few rockstars use when completely wasted out of there faces.
white guy: "hey what the hell are you doing in my refridgerator, you fucking black jamacan jungle monkey"
black guy: "im sorry what du call me"
white guy: "black jamacan jungle monkey"
black guy: "i aint a jamacan jungle monkey, you white trash chicken shit motherfucker. white trash chicken shit motherfucker offencesive to white people.
-a place with a bunch of wannabe assholes who think that if u have ur hat backwards and walk like a retard then ur cool
-4 words WISH THEY WERE AMERICAN
-even tho u think u dont say eh........im sorry but u do and theres no point in denying it
-dont say "u can't say that cuz u never been there" cuz i have and all i say is true....
-there r some good things about u tho.......u r rich , u have lower crime, and u r a bit nicer
-NO FAMOUS PPL R FROM CANDA IF THEY R THEY ARE NOT VRY COOL (xcept 4 drake)
-evn tho i think canada mostly has a bunch of faggot weed smoking preppy bitches....u guys arent all that bad
Bob- Hey Joe letz go see a Eminem concert in Toronto!!!
Joe-dont u kno that eminem doznt comer to canada!
Bob-Some famous ppl r from Canada
Joe-WHO?their mostly all gay!
Bob-What about Justin Beiber?
Joe- :S Really Joe?
American-WOW! Look itz Toronto!
Canadian-Hey dogg im from America too homee g
American-No ur not u dum Canadian!!