|1.||you don't know me but i killed your brother|
If you say the phrase 'You don't know me but I killed you're brother,' your actually telling that person you kicked their cat and you're very sorry.
"Tim, you don't know me but I killed your brother."
an amazingly smart, tall, beautiful girl with brown hair. shes athletic and competitive and never likes to lose. shes incredibly smart and doesnt judge. she listens to you and holds you in times of weakness. shes liked by everyone and is extremely outgoing and one of the funniest people you will ever meet. even though sometimes it may not be what you want to hear shes completely honest and doesnt hide anything. she is sexy and knows her boundries even though sometimes she may not be able to enforce them. shes incredibly passionate and makes you feel like the most amazing person in the world. even if you dont think so yourself. she'll make you want to do anything and everything to keep her happy. even if sometimes you may suffocate her and not even realize it because youre blinded by love. shes complicated yet simple. shes a puzzle, and if you want to complete her you need to work for her and prove youre worthy. shes the kind of person that makes you want to wake up in the morning even when you dont think you can. shes the kind of person that makes you want to go to sleep even if youre afraid, so the night goes by faster and you can wake up in the morning and hold her again. shes the person that even if youre upset or mad at you cant stay mad at for long, in fear that you might lose her. shes overall someone you never want to lose, hurt, upset, make cry, or make upset. shes someone that you would do anything for, no matter the cost, physically or emotionally.more...
man ginas as know as "Sara Careys" are usually nappy lill girls who like to cheat on there boyfriends. In most cases there nippels are inverted and look quite funny and or grosse "ewwwww". They mostly smell a bit like pee but no one will mention it.
They also think of them selves at hot shit!!! in witch they are not sorry .Also ther friens and family are a buntch of fat hill billys. BACK TO KENTUCKY THEY GO...
Omg Sara is a beeze with a man gina who is a lying cheating hoe ... "really people why cheat if you dont love the person dont date them duhhh"
I word that you should never fucking say you stupid ass whores thats the worst Fucking word in the entire fucking world and if you say it im gonna eat your children.
*on a fine sunny day*
Bill collector: Im sorry but you owe $1,000,000 to the bank.
Man: im not gonna fucking pay that much you cunt.
Bill collector: Shut up or ill eat your children.
Man: Yeah right you CUNT
*THE NEXT DAY*
*Man wakes up to his childrens bloody bare bones on his floor and the bill collector standing over their dead bodies*
Bill collector: Told you so... ;)
Ahh townies, the uncomplicated, uninteresting and wholly unneeded scum of any urban area across the face of the UK. These..."people" (sorry to all you normal people out there, I realize calling townies people is an insult to you all) are generally, in fact ALWAYS doing nothing with their life, unless of course your idea of living is hanging around outside the local corner shop, car park or McDonalds shouting abuse at anyone not wearing burberry, drinking stolen alcohol and smoking/sniffing/trying to fuck drugs.more...
They clad themselves in burberry, nike, adidas, umbro and avirex clothing, the males anyway. They always smell like stolen Hugo Boss aftershave, or at least the stolen, cheap, knock off market version of Hugo Boss. The males all follow an alpha male, they imitate his trends and language, in my area the words to desbribe a good looking female are "buff" or "tick" if something is good or acceptable it is "safe" and your friend is your "blood" often pronounced "blud" they will often pick on anyone with black clothing, spiky hair or baggy jeans, but will only attack in groups of 10 or more, if their "crew" isn't present (probably off stealing fake burberry, or dealing flour) they will stand at a safe range and hurl insults like "goff" "mosha" "grunga" or the ever popular "I fucked ur mum!" these insults should be shrugged off, however if you feel the need to retaliate, I recommend these:-
In response to "goff", "mosha" or "grunga" - Yes I am a <enter above instult her...
fucking ace 9 man band from Des Moines ,Iowa. there lyrics are fuckin ace and all you haters who slag tehm off probably never even take the time to listen to one of there songs and think about the lyrics, and all you who keep complaining about them just screaming, have you even heard the new album?! theres acoustic songs there and corey has an ace voice. joey jordison is one of if not THE best drummer in the world. Jim and Mick (the guitarists for all you fucktards) are good, clever guitarists. theres a difference between being an ace guitarist and a clver one. who cares if the riffs are simple? it means that you dont ahve to be an absolute fuckin genious to play there songs. just becasue alot of slipknto fans are shitty fag mini moshers who think they are cool because there being "different" doesnt mean the band suck. anyways just wanted to give my opinion if you dont like it fuck you and go listen to whatever music you do like. oh and by the way, sorry for any spelling mistakes i know how uptight you people are about good old enlgish language lol
fag boy: slipknot suck jus because ther more mainstream
Slipknot fan: fuck you go listen to some of your shitty busted then come back and tell me who's mainstream
A game that is supossed to be free but if you dont pay the $5 dollars a month for members they completly ignore you if you message them or bann you
Hey someone hacked me
staff: Are you a member?
staff: im sorry we can not help you