soberizing sex

Sex so gratifying that it will sober up the most inebriated of individuals.

Parker: Thanks for killing my buzz with that soberizing sex, jerk.
Jenny: Sorry that I'm not sorry.

soberizing sex by PJQ June 6, 2014

angel sodomizing stick 

The top branch of a Christmas Tree where you put your angel.

Mom: Little Johnny, it is your year to put the angel on the angel sodomizing stick.

angel sodomizing stick by scotty48 December 19, 2009

Sodomizing Gun of Truth 

The act of shoving a gun (preferably a rifle or shotgun) into the anus of someone keeping a fact from you, and then threatening to pull the trigger if they don't tell you whatever you want to know.

Michael: Damnit Jake, tell me who tea-bagged me at last night's party!

Jake: No! I'll never tell!

Michael: Then say hello to my little friend, the Sodomizing Gun of Truth!

Jake: Oh shit! Okay fine, it was that fag Redgy!

Michael: Wrong answer bitch!

Jake: No I'm a virgin!

Michael: Spread em'!

Shotgun: (BOOM!)

Jake's Anus: (kersplat)!!!

Michael: That fool, he should've known that Redgy was to busy giving that other queer Ben a Cleveland Steamer to come and tea-bag me!

Sodomizing Gun of Truth by FannyFondler and WaffleMan September 16, 2008

Sororitizing 

Socializing with a group of women friends

She missed her morning class because she was sororitizing the night before.

Sororitizing by Clemson prof January 11, 2014

Somobizing

To deliver semen to someone or something.

Josh was somobizing the farm animals again!

Somobizing by Kamikaze September 2, 2003

sororifying 

The process of a sorority being a) horrifying or b) terrifying. Either works and is an exceptable use of the word. It can also be used by women in a sorority to explain behavior that is absolutely stereotypical or unwanted of a sorority girl they come into contact with.

1) That bitch was absolutely sororifying last night. I didn't want to be anywhere near her.

2) Do you really want to be so sororifying? Its awful.

sororifying by alphariot August 3, 2010

sodomizing the wombat

Fucking up so badly that you end up fucking yourself royally. Especially referring to politcal figures and American presidents who fuck themselves royally.

"Dude, I just totally sodomized the wombat that time!"

"Have you seen the latest news on president Bush? Damn he's sodomizing the wombat AGAIN!"

sodomizing the wombat by Richardwrighteighteen April 21, 2006