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Chenese, derived from soporific
1. (n) the nickname of an overstuffed orange dog whose narcoleptic nature inspired his name 2. (n) the act of strategically placing stuffed dogs in front of a closed bathroom door to scare its occupant witless. 3. (v) to perform the act explained above "Wow, he looks really sleepy! Let's name him...Soporific? No, that's dumb, fiend! Hrmmmm, how about Sops?"
"Hrmmmmmm, I shall leave Melly here so she'll be scared to death when she walks out." "I despise those people who sops Melly while I'm in the shower!' |
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Abbreviation for the TV show The Sopranos, the greatest programme in TV history. Ever. John: I don't fancy going out tonight, what shall we do?
David: Let's just chill with a few beers and put Sops on. |
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Acronym for Sudden Onset Painful Shits. Occurs at random, often in the middle of the night, and can have multiple bouts in one occurrence. Johnny woke up at 4:10am feeling like he was stabbed in the gut, and soon realized he better go sit on the toilet. After a painful 15 minutes of feeling like his colon was on the verge of prolapse he went back to bed. Johnny woke up again at 5:05am with an all too familiar feeling... SOPS!
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(Sudden Onset Poo Syndrome) The feeling of one minute being totally fine, and the next needing to shit like there's no tomorrow. Can be for a log, or a squirt - it doesn't discriminate. " I was at the movies yesterday and all of a sudden was assaulted by SOPS. Lucky I made it to the toilet!"
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