Short for sooner blitz. Verb or noun.
An umbrella term that encompasses the acts of passing, stealing, grabbing, taking, rushing, cramming or buying something.
"Let's sooner blitz those tables over there."
"Can I sooner a Big Mac and some fries?"
"Sooner that slow driver."
A cheat, a sneaky, no good person.
Refers to the Oklahoma Land Run of 1889 when settlers, seeking free land, made their way to Oklahoma to stake their claim to tracts of open territory. One of the few rules to claiming a lot of land was that all participants were to start at the same time, on the boom of a cannon. All settlers who started then were labeled as "Boomers" and the ones who sneaked in ahead of time were called "Sooners."
The University of Oklahoma named its athletic teams the Sooners in 1908 to pay homage to the cheating claim jumpers of the land rush. The nickname proved fitting as, over the years, Sooner athleteic teams have been the object of many NCAA penalties stemming from repeated violations of a variety of rules, particularly under the ignominious reign of football coach Barry Switzer when the already outlaw program sunk to outrageous lows.
Those are some low-down, cheating bastards.
What do you expect, they're sooners.
Some sooner stole my cash.
A term used to describe a person who has persistent problems with premature ejaculation.
Poor Heather! Damon was a Sooner all the way.
Also known as a cheater
The sooner jumped the gun.
A whining individual who cannot accept an outcome that does not go their way. One who will not stop bitching until even those that were on their side wish that the Sooner would just shut up. Other synonyms include whiner, crybaby, embarassment to football.
The Sooners lost to Oregon and haven't stopped complaining since. Perhaps they should pay more attention to the salary their starting quarterback receives at a car dealership (severe cheating) and less attention to a couple of miscalls.
1) People who snuck in to stake claim on Oklahoma land before the Land Run of 1889.
2) Now defined as an individual who travels ahead of the human procession.
3) Nickname of the University of Oklahoma athletic teams.
1) Jack was a sooner so he got the best land that was available in the Land Run of 1889.
2) I would rather be a sooner than wait for things to go my way.
3) The Oklahoma Sooner football team has seven national championships in the modern era.
A woman (or i suppose in this politically correct age equally a man) who is very ugly indeed, at least a three bagger, that one has slept with, or might sleep with.
Derived from the fact that you would sooner bite off your own arm than move it from under her and risk waking her up the next morning.
'Look at the sooner!'
'She fancies you.'
'Well, if I don't do any better by the end of the night...'