| 1. | song cobb | ||
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Planting a song in someone's head so that they start singing, humming or whistling it. Derived from the character (James) Cobb from the movie Inception, whose job was to plant a thought into someone's head. Song cobbing (the act of planting a song) may take time as the unsuspecting victim may not start singing the song until minutes or hours later. Song Cobb is not to be confused with ear worm. Now I got the "Facts of Life" theme song stuck in my head after hereing Gilbert singing it in the bathroom. He 'Song Cobbed' me!
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| 2. | ur knob got slobbed | ||
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when your sleeping, passed out, knocked out, or in any way unconcious and when you wake up your weiner is wet with slobber. As you as you wake up the song "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" starts playing. Next to radio that is playing "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" there is small post it that says "ur knob got slobbed". The longer the slobber sits on the slobbed weiner it could create a semi-offensive odor that requires a shower. The prime suspects are in the closet gay dudes and nympho pyscho girlfriends. Victim: Dang... i must have passed out from drinking all that zifandel and vodka. Wait...why is my weiner wet?
radio starts playing "slob on my knob like corn on the cob" with a post it right next to it that "ur knob got slobbed" Victim: uh oh... I don't have a girlfriend and I go to an all boys school. NOOOOOO! |
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| 3. | Pandora Song | ||
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A song played frequently that you enjoy on Pandora Radio, but not enough to purchase. "Hey Tony. Heard of Spoon, the band?"
"yeah I've heard of Spoon, they've got a few Pandora Songs out right now—" |
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| 4. | slob on my nob | ||
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Slob on my nob is a cooler way of saying suck on my dick.
slob meaning sick and nob meaning dick. originally first heard from the band 36 mafia in a song called-slob on my nob. Yo frank, slob on my nob!
Lyrics from the song: Slob on my nob,like corn on the cob. |
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| 5. | curse words | ||
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words that rappers use to add syllables to lines because they don't have a good enough vocabulary to do it without a thesaurus ...Yo dawg, we be rollin down to the liquor sto
Let's pop that muthafuckin pussy, bitch ass ho... TOM: "This song has too many curse words, it seems that the rapper can't rhyme using real words." BOB: "I conquer my good man." |
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| 6. | New Hampshire | ||
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It's a state that is not located in England.
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FUN FACTS! State Location: New England. It's the one between Vermont and Maine. It is part of the United States of America. It is NOT in England, or any other part of Europe for that matter. You're thinking of Old Hampshire (or just Hampshire as those zany limey bastards call it). State Motto: "Live Free or Die." This motto was adopted by General John Stark (cousin of the better known Tony Stark) after viewing the film Live Free or Die Hard, which he described as "inspirational, patriotic, and brickshittingly hardcore" (the General had not seen the other films in the Die Hard series, and upon viewing them he died of blood loss after literally shitting a brick). The motto itself had to be trimmed down from Stark's original draft of "Live Free or Die Hard: The State" due to copyright issues. Nickname: "The Granite State." Contrary to popular belief, this motto has nothing to do with the production of granite, but refers to the material that the balls of New Hampshire natives are made of. State Bird: The mosquito. All jokes aside, New Hampshire mosquitos are literally the size of "an average schoolchild's head" and are classified by ornithologists as a member of the aves class. They usually have beards. The 2007 census placed mosquito related deaths (mostly maulings and decapitations) at 42,973 (second only to crossbow related deaths, see state weapon). State Flower: That blue one from Batman Begins that made peop... |
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| 7. | Banjo Player | ||
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Noun. 1. The ultimate offensive towards redneck/ignorant racists. Contrary to past belief, of Cracker and Honkie being the most "offensive" words towards white people, the term "Banjo Player" implies being a redneck with all of it's common stereotypes, including smoking a corn cob pipe, being uneducated, having bad teeth, commiting incest of no particular form, living in a hillbilly lifestyle, belonging to a racist organization, and of course playing a banjo. 2. One who plays a banjo. 1.
Red: Hey 'der nigger boy, why don you go back to Africa with your friends! Zach: *in sing-song faux redneck accent* My name is Red, and I'm a banjo player and I like to have sex with my twin sister -bing ding ding a ling a ding ding ding a ding a ding ling binga dinga ling ding ding- I drink moonshine, and I'd eat it with steak, but I'm too poor and I have 3 teeth -bing ding ding a ling a ding ding ding a ding a ding ling binga dinga ling ding ding- Red: I reckon he's right! *cries and runs away* 2. Banjo player wanted for hoedown at the County Fair 04/23/11. Call Jack at 883-555-9326 |
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