Son-of-a-Bastard is the 21st Century term for an idiot born of a bastard father.
Son-of-a-Bastard is a male that is desperate and dispicable, talks like a pencil-dick, foul and wretched.
|2.||son of a smichigun|
A polite way of calling someone a son of a bitch, but more harsh than son of a gun. Best used in mixed company where a real swear might not be appropriate.
"That George Bush sure is a son of a smichigun"
"Son of a smichigun, gas is expensive"
"That dutch bag son of a smichigun cut me off"
|3.||son of a gun|
Back in the 1800's when the "pirate ships" docked at bay the crew would fuck hookers in the gun deck and impregnating the hooker. So when the hooker gives birth to the baby the baby was referred to as a "son of a gun"
you son of a gun
|4.||son of a whore|
"You son of a whore, how could you go behind my back?! How could you betray me like that?!"
Usually used as an alternate for "son of a bitch", although "son of a whore" would be the literal translation of many foreign equivalents:
Spanish: hijo de puta
French: fils de pute
Italian: figlio di puttana
Portuguese: filho da puta
Irish: mac striapaí
Scottish Gaelic: mac strìopaich, mac na galla
Breton: mab c'hast
German: Hurensohn, Dirnensohn
Persian: matar jendeh
|5.||son of a motherfucker|
Unlike son of a bitch which is in reference to ones canine mother, son of a motherfucker is in reference to ones father that it is assumed was a motherfucker.
Can also be used as a curse when frustrated or infuriated by something.
Ask Doug?! Why, I wouldn't trust that son of a motherfucker as far as I could throw him.
What is wrong with this goddamn remote?! Son of a motherfucker!
After spilling your cereal all over the floor:
Oh, man. Son of a motherfucker! Shit!
|6.||son of a gun|
Back in the early 1800s, the British did something called impressment. During the Napoleonic wars, the British considered any ship that traded with the French an enemy. They would steal the supplies and capture the crew. They impressed the crew into the navy for life. These guys would work as sailors for the rest of their lives and never step on dry land again. If they had a wife, the British would bring the wife aboard the ship. If the wife was pregnant, they would place her on the gun deck near the cannons. When she started having contractions, they would fire the cannons to make her push to have the baby. When the baby was born, it was called a son of a gun. This termis is very negative.
Where's your dad, you son of a gun
|7.||Son of a bishop|
A modification of an old favourite with a replacement of the noun bitch with an apparently less offensive synonym, but think about it.. would you like to be the son of choir boy molesterer? Thought not! Also handy as your less likely to get pulled up for shouting this at the top of your voice!
Ian... You low down, dirty, yellow bellied son of a bishop!