soitis

Pronounced: so-ite-us

A Northern Ireland condition whereby an individual involuntarily adds a range of colloquialisms to the end of a statement, often as a means of self reassurance, that the statement is true and trustworthy. Much like "isn't it?". The condition is named after the most common of these: "so it is".

The exact phrase alters depending on tense, changing "so it is" to "so it was" or maybe "so it will".

The phrase can also alter to reflect a person or a third party object: "so he was", "so she will" or "so it would"

There is also the negative: "so its not"

(phonetical spelling)
hear, are wee Jannie says his company is closin down..... so it is

Oh, Hararya Gillian! don't you know our yacht club in Bangor is clearly the best in all of Christendom.... so it is

Wait till I tell ya, you're a knob.... so you are

Man, spides seem to all have a serious case of soitis!

soitis by matt McIvor January 14, 2008

anti-semitism

One of the myths regarding anti-semitism that has been perpetrated on the world is that only jews are semites. This is totally inaccurate.

If one looks into the history of the word ‘semite’, it has to do with a language group and no more.

The semitic languages are: Arabic (spoken in all the Arab countries and in many moslem-majority countries because it is the language of the qur’an), Amharic (spoken in Ethiopia and Eritrea, the lands once known as Abyssinia), Hebrew (spoken in Israel), Aramaic (spoken by the Chaldeans of Iraq and some catholic and maronite christians) and Syriac (spoken in various parts of Syria and Middle East).

Incidentally, according to most linguists, Abraham, the mythical father of Arab jews, spoke Aramaic not Hebrew.

Above all, we must remember that the monotheistic jewish-christian-moslem trilogy is a semitic heritage, that is, what the Arab world is today.

Christianity is a jewish sect. Islam is a judaeo-christian religious doctrine and is a continuity and complement of the legacy of semitic monotheism but zionist propaganda portrays islam as the enemy of judaeo-christianity.
According to the sacred scriptures of the monotheistic judaeo-christian-moslem triad, jews and moslems are cousins, that is, semitic jews and semitic moslems.

An ashkenazi jew of Indo-European roots is not a cousin of a moslem, jew or christian of semitic roots, since those who expanded in the world were not jews, nor christians, nor were moslems; what expanded in the world was the respective religious doctrines of semitic peoples.

We are in the 21st century of secular values; the colossal zionist propaganda distorts religion with ethnicity, to hide the colonial anachronism.

Now that ashkenazi Indo-Europeans, Caucasians, Slavs, etc. - that is, the non-semitic, have converted to a religion that comes from the semitic civilisation, that does not make these Indo-Europeans, semites.

Sure they are jews but they are not semites.

The Israeli is not an Israelite
As you can see, anti-semitism has been transformed by zionists and today means anti-ashkenazi.

anti-semitism by Sincere semite July 6, 2023

Samitis 

The tendency of a person to kill every funny joke said in the presence of that person. Then they will try to laugh about it and pretend they did it on purpose, but they really didnt.

Known Cures:
1. Putting a bullet in their skull
2. Telling them to shut the FUCK up
3. Killing yourself so you dont have to hear their pathetic attempts at being funny

"what did u do last night?"-person
"your mom! hahahahaa"-person afflicted with Samitis

Samitis by Cockrates May 26, 2008

A-Semitism

A belief that Semites such as Arabs and Jews should be completely absent of society and have no influence. Coined by Ferenc Szálasi of the Arrow Cross Party. From the Greek prefix of A- meaning without and Semitism derived from the Semitic peoples.

Person A: Jews do not belong in society!
Person B: That's an example of Anti-Semitism
Person A: No it's A-Semitism

A-Semitism by Beelz3bub May 28, 2021

Shomitiss

1. The act of shitting, vomiting, and pissing all at once.

2. The feeling usually associated after a long night of drinking, AND a long car ride has been undertaken before using the bathroom.

Waking up late to take my brother to work in the morning, I had to refrain from taking a shomitiss in my car because I forgot to use the bathroom.

Shomitiss by AAAICP July 23, 2010

somiiss 

somiiss is one of the funniest, amazingly talented, and beautiful person in the world. if you haven’t followed them on tiktok yet, you better.

you : who is somiiss?
an amazing person: the best person in the world.

somiiss by Pluto Child 134340 December 22, 2020

Anti-semitism 

1) The act of persecuting, bullying, discriminating, and/or committing crimes against or upon another individual(s) or group of persons based on, because of, or due to their moral or Christian or Jewish beliefs, or/and disability, or due to their religious appearance or speech (Nun, Sister, Priest, etc); 2) for a, or because of, difference(s) of (a) moral religion or beliefs, righteous lifestyle, or because the victim worships or serving the only Living GOD of Israel; 3) The act of doing crimes or persecuting the moral without a justifiable cause; 4) judicial discrimination against an employee, defendant, or plaintiff because of moral beliefs or faith, moral act, or moral stance/stand; 5) The act of committing a crime(s) to acquire the land, property (ies), business, home, or possession(s) of a Christian, Jew, disabled, or aged person; 6) the hatred of righteousness, goodness, wisdom, and/or morality; 7) Is the BASIS of terrorism see: the UN International definition of Terrorism, and USA Federal law The Patriot Act; 8) An action or act that causes a Christian or Jew displacement (Federal law); 9) To force a person's will or immorality upon upon a person of moral beliefs or faith because of hate for their religious differences or beliefs; 10) To fulfill, make, and/or act upon threats made to another based on the victim's Christian or Jewish faith, religion, or beliefs (Biblical, Christian, Torah).

"It is anti-semitism to persecute a Christian or Jew, simply because you are a Pagan".; " I am going to change your (their) life !'; " I have anti-semitism against you for your moral beliefs and stand !"; "We are going to human traffic them, because they are a Jew and we are not !"; "The political Party committed anti-semitism today....".

Anti-semitism by The 'Beaver' April 8, 2019