| 1. | Hoochie Mamma | ||
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A woman, most likely old and wrinkly, somewhat resembling a raisin, who is under the impression that they can still "work-it". Dresses as if New York City Hooker. Sometimes is seen with a walker. If you are ever asked to "get jiggy" with one, take her purse and sprint quickly to the nearest Starbucks. Hopefully, they wont have enough speed to catch you, and a Starbucks to an old lady is like a physical to a 50+ man. Very, very uncomfortable and a touch to high tech. Stay away from Jerry Springer shows. These attract hoochie mamma's like moths to a flame. "Shit dude, the hoochie mamma is eyeing me. We gotta dip mane!! heard for nearest Starbucks. The wi-fi creeps them out."
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| 2. | Saugey | ||
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The condition of being like a moist sausage. Often people who are moist or sweaty and/or somewhat stinky are referred to as saugey. I was running while it was drizzling, and now I feel very saugey. I need a bath.
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| 3. | minger | ||
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Not simply someone who is just coyote ugly, the phrase usually implies she is ugly, unkempt, over-weight and has hygiene problems such as a fishy cunt or skid marks on her underwear and her arse really stinks if you go to mount her doggy-style. She is also sexually promiscuous - a person who spreads sexually transmitted diseases. Her victims are always extremely horrified when they wake up the next morning. A somewhat crude term, the phrase is only usually used by people who are common, of low intellect or mingers themselves.Word comes from northern England and from Scotland. Dave woke up hungover.Two-thirds of the bed contained a sweaty mound of stinky minger with unshaven armpits and huge bush. His genitals itched terribly.
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| 4. | mumma | ||
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a Mumma is a girl/guy with a somewhat pig like face, including a distorted nose and slight wrinkles that resemble a bulldog. a Mumma is also notorious for her/his unnatural ability to PMS every other day, so their actions are very unpridictable. hey look at that mumma what a ugly annoying piece of shit, i bet it is one of those mummas that teaches latin and has no life and deserves to die...lets go linch it.
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| 5. | smelfiezoo | ||
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one who smells smelly, and filthy, somewhat like they have been living at the zoo. cassandra: amy! you stink!
amy: uro8ju8oi cassandra: smelfiezoo amy: no, YOU A SMELFIEZOO! |
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| 6. | yo breath smell like bounce dat ass | ||
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a sayin used when somebody breath smells terrible somewhat like a unwashed ass. Boy: "hey babe wassup"
Girl: "ewww get out my face, yo breath smell like bounce dat ass!" Boy: "oops my bad I forgot to brush my teeth." |
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| 7. | Regotti | ||
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An insult to beat all. This meaning, fat, hairy, stinky, space consuming, and not to mention accessive appetite. The most common Regotti being Nate. An unusual name, being rearranged can spell; eat, ate,eatn, and nate. A Nate-Regotti usually enjoy meat, including; chicken,ham,beef,chicken,pork,bacon,chicken. Most Likely Nate-Regotti will dislike, salad, and almost all greens, veggies, and jogging and exercise of any type, even changing from ESPN to the Food Network is a challenge. By the time I had stopped forcing out my shit, it smelled somewhat like Nate Regotti.
Guy 1: I wanna grow my beard out. Girl 1: Ya that'd be attractive as long as you don't let it get all greasy and Natish. I love Nate. <3 |
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