| 1. | asian | ||
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An individual typically from Eastern or Southeast Asia (Japan, Korea, China, Vietnam, Thailand etc.) and demonstrates some or most of the ff. traits:
1) Short in stature 2) Gets superb grades 3) Prioritizes school amongst everything else 4) Has strict, somewhat racist parents 5) Fond of bubble tea, Anime/hentai, videogames, martial arts, noodles, dim sum and drifting 6) Very frugal (I repeat, VERY FRUGAL) 7) Tend to have low self-confidence resulting in either shyness or inferiority complex (which results to overachieving) 8) Idolize white people of the opposite sex but look down on black people 8) Mei is your typical Asian. She is petite, very thrifty, gets straight As, loves bubble tea and is dating a white guy.
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| 2. | Bloody Asian | ||
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Bloody Asian is another slang term that is currently being used in Great Britian. It means the same as "What an Asian!" but is somewhat altered to fit the British slang. This saying is to be used when someone does something that a typicall asian would do. Such as act stupid, too smart, or anything else. John, you are such a Bloody Asian, you can not even drive correctly!
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| 3. | asian parents | ||
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naive, reckless, emotionless, careless, ignorant people...usually. on rare occasions, you have the asian mother who is somewhat whitewashed and doesnt giv a fuck cuz she has her perfect son to worry about instead of paying attention ot her dumbass daughter. but the father fits the stereotypes 110% of the time. grade scale: A- acceptable B- bullshit C- cunt D- death F- there is no such thing SAT: 2400- well no one gets this score 2300- brags about you to other asian parents 2200- expected 2100- why didnt you get a 2200? 2000- maybe a U.C. 1900- okay 1800- alright 1700- acceptable 1600- fail anything below 1600 and you will be disowned and promised to be kicked out the day you turn 18 kid #1: why cant u go to the bonfire tonight?
kid #2: i'm not allowed to stay out late...even though im 17. kid #1: oh thats right i forgot u were asian. kid #2: im just gonna smoke a bowl in my room with the door locked so i can escape for a few hours. kid #1: are you grounded kid #2: no. i have asian parents. |
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| 4. | Chingy | ||
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white kid who looks like they may be a little asian. They call me Chingy, because my eyes look somewhat asian.
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| 5. | asian adjacent | ||
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a term coined by comedian, actress, recording artist, designer, and author, Margaret Cho. It means someone who looks kind of asian, and might be somewhat , but not quite there. Chelsea Handler: asian adjacent?
Margaret Cho: yea like John Gosslin, he looks kind of asian... but he has a white last name, and his green eyes throw me off. He's asian adjacent. |
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| 6. | Asian Grading Scale | ||
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Americans and other somewhat easy-going peoples' grading scale should look a little like this... A = Good job! Keep up the good work! B = That's still good. But you can do better. C = You're that the average level...which is acceptable. D = Uh oh, you need to step up your game. F = Well, you failed. Hopefully you can get a better grade later so you can pass. HOWEVER. This is about the Asian Grading Scale. If you are a true hardcore Asian, unlike myself, then your grading scale should look a little like this... A+ = Average. Regular A = Acceptable...But You Can Do Better. B = BULLSHIT. WTF-Were-You-Doing-In-Class?!?! C = Cut-YOU WILL GET FUCKING CUT. D = DEATH. That's it. F = FUCKED. Wait, no, you can't get an F because you'd already be dead. Most children will get beaten the shit out of them. Hopefully, that won't be you. Yesterday I brought home my report card, with a B- for P.E. After all, Asians aren't good at anything not pertaining to academics. Haha just kidding I'm beast at sports. Just not at "participation," an excuse for the non-fit fatties. ANYWAYS, I gave the report card to my mom. She always uses the Asian Grading Scale.
"WHAT IS THIS? A-DA B MINUS? NO RICE FOR YOU DUMB-A-ASS. GO DIE." Sad face. This example was made for humourous people. Please do not take this to heart...unless this happens...then I'm sorry for you. Even my parents are less strict :U |
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| 7. | Asian | ||
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A person who was born in Asia or is descended from an Asian. more...
SOME ethnicities that qualify as part of the Asian race: East Asians, including: * Japanese people * Chinese people * Koreans * Mongols * Hmong People Southeast Asians, including: * Thai people * Vietnamese people * Filipino people * Bruneian people * Lao people East Asians typically have thin eyes with a single eyelid (meaning their eyelids have no creases as opposed to a Caucasian). They are pale for the most part and usually have the smaller end of the "size of sexual parts" scale. They are somewhat shorter than the average Caucasian, and usually have high cheek bones. Their hair is more likely to be straight and black. Southeast Asians typically have thin eyes as well but they are a little bigger than an East Asian's eyes. They are more prone to double eyelids. As you move closer to the equator, Southeast Asians' skin color become darker. They are somewhat shorter than the average Caucasian, but most are taller than East Asians. They may have high cheekbones, and their hair is more likely to be black or brown and straight, but they may have wavy hair. Popular stereotypes that accompany this race include: •A- or above academic grade •Glasses •Perfect skin •Race with the most braces (teeth) wearers •Nerdy •Obsessed with online gaming •Strict parents •Bad drivers Observations/Studies show that Asians are more likely to become more successful than black, Caucasian, and Latino peoples. |
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