| 1. | Dennis Quaid | ||
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An event where a man in his 50s purposely leaves an additional button on his shirt undone to impress younger women in their 40s. 45 year-old man: Hey man. Just so you know, there will be plenty of single women at this Napa Valley horseback wine tour, but I think they all are at least ten years younger than you. Think you can swing that?
58 year-old man: Don't worry about me. Just let me pop this button right here . . . And there you have it, the perfect Dennis Quaid. 43 year-old woman: (passing by) Looking sharp pilgrim. Let's ditch this wine tasting and watch "Something To Talk About." |
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| 2. | we need to talk | ||
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i need to bitch to you about something that is damned serious. honey, we need to talk about how to control our son's desire for porn.
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anonymous
Sep 20, 2003
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| 3. | we need to talk | ||
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basically, your girl has something to bitch about. "Honey, we need to talk."
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| 4. | we need to talk | ||
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It means someone needs to talk to you. Or if your penis is inable of pleasuring a woman, it COULD mean something else. Hey, we need to talk. I think I have a plan for robbing that bank.
-Hey. We need to talk, about last night... Yea. You know. That fives minutes. YEA that five minutes. |
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| 5. | Nothing | ||
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"Something" Everyone Seems To Be Doing Everytime You Ask What They Are Doing.
Makes People Very Mad. Very Annoying When They Ask For Something To Talk About. Caution: Nothing Might Make Someone Have Nothing To Talk About.
Greg: Hey Ashley What Are You Doing?? Ashley: Nothing... 10 Minutes Pass... Ashley: Why Do You Never Have Anything To Talk About...? Greg: ...Why Are You Always Doing Nothing...? |
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| 6. | About | ||
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(A.B.O.U.T): A Bunch Of Useless Talk regarding . . . Adjective - Something someone (like your gossipin' friend !) told you that is totally useless to you and does not affect you in any way. Useless talk About Gossip Gossiping Gossipin' Yeah, I had to listen to my girlfriend talk all day ABOUT her. I'm like, could you just shut up and do something besides yapping about this biatch!
Yes, in Canada they pronounce this the right way! Ha! |
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| 7. | we need to talk | ||
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when you have screwed up or you are caught doing something wrong or if the woman generally feels like bitching at you about something, anything, this expression will be used when guys hear this they get nervous and are like "oh fuck" Melanie: We need to talk..
Joe: Oh for fuck sakes... |
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