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Band that started off touring and doing live shows to build a rep. Have toured with such bands as Saves the Day, RX Bandits, Days Away, and the Format. They are a kick-ass emo band that have amazing talents and a fantastic live show.
I saw Something Corporate at their last show in San Diego, after having toured for 3 years, non-stop.
by Krystle January 03, 2004
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freaking amazing band.

something corporate is love.

really.
"reasons, like seasons; they constantly change." - something corporate
by S0C0lovee September 30, 2006
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A band that, regardless of senseless bashing, is a truly amazing band that has created music that goes beyond the ordinary definition of a band from it's era, touches all aspects of music worth focusing on, and defines emotions that I have found no other band to be able to do. The lead singer, Andrew McMahon has also branched off to his side project, "Jack's Mannequin", which focuses more on the piano than "Something Coporate", and also is a plain amazing band that is definitely worth checking out.
"I went to that Something Corporate concert last night, and I can honestly say I've never seen such an awesome band before."
by plaidboy October 26, 2007
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Imagine if you will, the boardroom of some major record company. Sat around the main table are many suited men, the suited men of the roll around in money, eat gold for breakfast type.

Suit 1: Oh no, we're not making enough money! Sales growth has slown to only 23%.
Suit 2: Drastic action is needed, or i will not be able to afford to build my solid gold house!!!
Suit 1: OK, What do these kids want?
Suit 3 (head of marketing): Well, they want more of this pseudo-rebellion, punk stuff.
Suit 4: We've got on the last count 12,034 of these bands, and they all sound the same. Why don't we try something new?
Suit 1 discretely presses a silent alarm, guards walk in and drag Suit 4 out of the building. Gunshots are heard outside.
Suit 1: So its settled, we need another band which sounds exactly like every band we have on our books already!
Suit 2: The cloning process has already begun.

And so Something Corporate is born. Offering more generic pseudopunk pop then every other band out there. Pushing out the boundaries of blandness.
The fact that people like Something Corporate means that the Western world has no hope for the future, and that the terrorists have already won.
by bastardo_bill June 05, 2004
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A band whose name describes every fiber of their musical being.
I want to go to their Italian villa in Rome and throw a brick through the the window of their Maserati, the rich fucking bastards.*

*I'm not sure about the villa, but I'm sure they have one.
by Deathfuckingmetal May 08, 2005
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A very terrible group from some random place... yeah, not important. Their song "Konstantine" is probably one of the worst songs known to man, and a Britney Spears song is a lot more enjoyable.
And that's saying something, because Something Corporate sucks ;)
by Kikyo Maaka May 04, 2009
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The former band of useless loser Andrew McMahon. Whiny emos.
Something corporate hates some jordan chick. Losers.
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