A:The gorgeous girl?
Everybody drives some form of combine harvester. (pronounced 'ombin arvistrr)
Cows outnumber humans.
Tractors (pronnounced tra-urs) outnumber cars.
*You live in Somerset, but you can't pronnounce it!?
It is home of the world renowned glastonbury music festival which attracts hundreds of thousands of music lovers to some blokes field who produces milk for the rest of the year. Although this is not actually in Glastonbury, rather Worthy farm in Pilton, Glastonbury is a hippy town with a big hill and some stupid half castle that King Arthur supposedly lived in. Yawn.
Person from Somerset: Arryte moi babber, ow b aahn?
Person from London: I beg your pardon?
Person from Somerset: Hehehe.
The most upstanding member of this town is referred to as "somerset" and spends the majority of his time at Somerset Candy Company and with his Uncle Steve. He is Taylor Swift's future husband and he packs some serious heat south-of-the-border.