Somers High School 

A public school in westchester that is not only 99% white, but also 99% vape. All everyone cares about is football or track (even though no one really cares about track other than the people that do it) The schools have the money for 12 drug talks a year, but not air conditioning in all the classrooms. The only thing that is good about it is Matt Carr canceling school and the teachers don't give a flying fuck about the kids. All the kids are in the typical cliche groups and all you hear while walking in the hall is cursing or gossiping.

These kids are all throwing water bottles at us, must be from Somers High School

Somers High School by synebee May 3, 2018

chaz somers 

best sexy man in the world.

he is bringing sexy back.
he attracts many girls.
funny.
very sarcastic.

dude! chaz somers is soooo hot!

chaz somers by hahah i love you! December 27, 2010

most soberest game 

when you and your 7 other friends need to go home from a party and your all looped. You play the most soberest game to see you who can drive home.

Me: I wanna leave this party
The 8: We cant were all looped
Me: Lets just play the most soberest game

...2 hours later car crash

most soberest game by Sam I make out with Sam November 3, 2012

somerset academy pembroke pines 

A school in Pembroke Pines near Everglades, characterized by children who use terms such as snapped, love that and tea sis. Let’s not forget that everyone there is basically a reincarnation of James Charles, even the guys. To be honest, pretty good looking people go here, including all the athletic guys. Other than that, it’s not a bad school and doesn’t have too much drama, except for literally one girl in the entire school. Everyone at this school is also from a semi-wealthy family, and gives off really white vibes, except not everyone is white in pigment.

Person #1: “Yo dawg, this is so sick. You snapped on that Instagram post!”
Person #2: “Excuse me? Oh, you must be from Somerset Academy. I’m shook sis.”
Somerset Academy Pembroke Pines: A school where everyone acts gay, and everyone is also very attractive.

somerset academy pembroke pines by Hahathatsnappedddd April 16, 2019

San Antonio Somersault 

Sex position whereby receiving partner starts in head-tucked somersault position with inserting partner behind culminating with a push off into a full somersault after blown load.

"She's not a gymnast but her favorite position is the San Antonio Somersault."

San Antonio Somersault by Hat and Spurs December 21, 2018

Somerset Middle School 

Somerset middle school is the shittiest place you could ever be. I have only been going there for 6 months and I already wanna die. Most teachers don’t give two shits id your depressed or not. Once I cried in class and my ela teacher told me to stop being a baby. I was just told to kill myself

Have you ever been to Somerset Middle School

Yeah I wanna die

Somerset Middle School by iMdEpPrEsSeD February 28, 2019

Somers High School 

A school where more people smoke weed then people who don’t

Me :Bro I just lost my Xanax

Friend : Fuck bro that sucks let’s look for them

Me : oh wait I poped them I’m just too clapped

Somers High School

Somers High School by Anonymous6548 August 22, 2019