| 1. | Bullshinanny | ||
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Meaning that your parent's or your bitch who takes care of you
thinking they are know everything and telling you certain fact that is not logical or they don't have the information to back it up! My buddy says that syphilis isn't a spreadable disease.Bullshinanny syphilis is a std
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| 2. | Gator | ||
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Something, somewhere or someone that you believe to be untruthful, uncool or otherwise counterfeit; something, somewhere or someone you think is dull or simply do not like them for any specific reason more...
Derived from the term "that's a crock", which has been shortened to the slang term "crock" and has been widely accepted in american society; Crock eludes to the shorthand term for crocodile (croc); Crocs are often mistaken for alligators to which the shorthand term for the alligator is "gator" bullshit lies not reality not as it seems whack garbage rubbish deceiving deceptive deceitful elusive untrue mock sham make-believe counterfeit |
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| 3. | riding dirty | ||
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...someone commits illegal, Immoral or unethical act(s) and has not 'fessed up even though everybody may know about it but so far the perpetrator hasn't been busted. The implication is that he/she will eventually get caught. "I see they finally indicted Representative Anderson for bribery and money laundering--he's been riding dirty in the legislature for years..."
"Jack's girlfriend and his wife joined the same Oprah book group and found out that he's been riding dirty both ways...he's sleeping in the office now." |
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| 4. | Straight Pies n Ham | ||
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When someone is talking absolute shit. Couldnt be further from the truth. Nathan: "Hey dude you know that mint as chick what was at that party on the weekend?"
Darren:"Yeh man , what about her?" Nathan:"I totally demolished her pussy , she fkn loved it!" Darren:"Not gunna lie to ya man , your pretty much talking Straight Pies n Ham" |
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| 5. | Bearding | ||
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An abstract/emotional verb meaning to lie to someone. This phenomenon is actually very old going back to the year 1877 of the days of Horace Beard, Sr. In those days, Horace was the town drunk, and always tried to get a free shot of whiskey from the town bar by telling the bartender that he was getting paid the following week.
The tradition continues even to today, with many people bearding many other people. Daniel: Hey man, I just installed anti-gravity plates on my truck.
Jason: Man, there's ain't no such thing as anti-gravity plates for civilians, or any other ones that humans might produce. Well, maybe the Japanese, but I'm sure you don't have your hands on any. Daniel: Naw man, I got anti-gravity plates from my dad who got them from the army. Jason: Daniel, I believe you to be Bearding me. Don'tcha be bearding me, biyah. |
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| 6. | aol | ||
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The gayest software ever where only a complete nimrod would work for and a dumber one would represent in court. I once used the aol disk to wipe my ass when I ran out of toliet paper and cut myself, perhaps I should sue.
The only use of AOL is for people who need a coffee coaster. Someone wrote
A user said this is hateful: "I am a lawyer representing the company which this individual has said untruthful statements against. I am recommending you remove all anti-AOL, as a matter of fact all AOL, America Online, or any other names people come up with or within 14 days I will be placing a lawsuit against this website for closure due to slander against the AOL company. AOL did not request this, they had enough employees..." AWWWW FUCK YOU CUNT!!!!!!!! AOL SUCKS, if you want someone to stop bashing it, FIX IT YOU RETARDS instead of hiring queef noise ass clowns to write shit like that on a cool ass website like this. Now I got to go and cornhole an AOL attorney. |
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| 7. | zander | ||
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A zander is an untruthful statement made to someone else with the intention to deceive. To zander is to say something one believes to be false with the intention that it be taken for the truth by someone else. A zander is a person who is known to have a tendency to tell lies. Zandering is the deliberate act of deviating from the truth.
The Hebrew midwives zandered to the king of Egypt rather than carrying out his decree of killing all male Hebrew babies; the midwives did this because they “feared God” (Exodus 1:15–20)
Rahab zandered to the king of Jericho about hiding the spies (Joshua 2:4–5) and was not killed with those who were disobedient because of her faith (Hebrews 11:31) tucsonLion zandered when he denied that he is really Mattington and NewLionette. (395827.2) |
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