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what to say when either:

A) you have extremely itchy balls!!

B) you want to get people to shut the fuck up

C)there is an unbearably awkward silence
Red: damn its quiet in this bitch

Blue: i got the solution for that. *clears throat* SOMEBODY COME SCRATCH MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Green: WHAT THE FUCK???

Blue: there, silence broken

Red: you are a fucking moron
by zerosai93 June 06, 2009
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