|1.||I know boats|
a know all, after a tv ad for a range of clothing.
guy loading people on to a boat
another guy comes up and comments on how many people the 'captain' is loading, to which the captain replies 'don't talk to me about boats, I know boats'
the captain steps onto the now overloaded boat and goes straight thru the deck.
person 1 'are you sure you know how to wire up that house'
person 2 'yeah it's simple, it's just some wires'
person 1 'i know boats'
Build consisting of 4 Warrior/Rangers, 2 Ranger/Mesmer Trappers, 1 Necromancer/Monk Orders/Heal Party, 1 Necromancer/Elementalist Tainted Flesh/Wells.more...
A relatively simple build that is used 24/7 in American districts to "farm" fame which in turn gives you a higher rank. It is successful because there isn't much need for coordination, all that is required is dead pets with IWAY and the skill tigers fury. The tatic is to build up adrenaline so Eviscerate and Executioners strike can be unleashed together delivering huge spike damage to a target while dropping a number of spirits to hinder monks and hex casters.
The backbone of this build is the spirits
1 Warrior/Ranger brings a lvl 8 edge of extinction - a main spirit which can severly cripple a team
1 Warrior/Ranger brings predetory season - reduces healing by 20% and heals you for 5 points of health everytime you hit in melee
1 Warrior/Ranger brings Sprint - Used to run relics/ghostly hero
1 Warrior/Ranger brings Revive Animal or Second edge of extinction, usually edge of extinction sometimes sprint
1 Ranger/Mesmer brings natures renewal - makes all enchants used double degen (<) such as <<45 instead of <30 and enchantment spells and hexes take twice a slong to cast (Some people bring Oath Shot with Natures Renewal so it can always be up)
1 Ranger/Mesmer Brings winnow - additional 4 damage dealt in melee
The Tainted/Wells necromancer brings maelstorm, winbornspeed, tainted flesh and wells (some bri...
A drug thats actually really good if you like being in somewhat of a coma drooling over yourself foe 8 hours straight like some people I know. It's the one that killed Heather Graham in Drug Store Cowboy.
I know someone who got hit by a taxi and busted his shoulder up so the doctor prescribed him 50 Delodid. When he came back for a check up a few days later, the doctor asked if he had been given anything for the pain. He said no and the doctor prescribed him another 50.
|4.||I think I might have left the blender turned on|
1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.
2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.
(FROM KING OF THE HILL)
*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*
People that are stereotyped way too much. Not all Russian people are drunk, or annoying. Only racists, or people who don't know any better care to go on urbandictionary and make mean definitions.
-I've lived in Russia all my life, and no, it's not a country full of drunks.
-Exactly, I know some very nice Russians.
When people use I when it is supposed to be me. Some people think it sounds more proper to misspeak with an I.
My buddy is a moron with grammar and over I's all the time.
Andrew: Will you let her and I know when you are finished?
Me: No nimrod, I won't let you know anything until you read a 5th grade grammar book. You can read, correct?
Someone who posts the name of people only they know on urbandictionary.
"Im gonna make a definition about some guy I know even though nobody knows or cares.. God, I'm an imbecile"