The classic syndrome exhibited by those who got beat up, stabbed or shot, and dont want to admit they know who did it. usually by some wrong-doing over drugs or money owed.

A rare disorder related to Stockholm Syndrome where upon being mugged by a Hobo while taking a piss, the victim takes pity on the mugger and gives him a BJ. In an effort to comfort the Hobo and gain trust, the victim will swallow the Hobo's man custard. A bond develops between the mugger and victim, to such a level where, as a sign of gratitude, the Hobo returns the victims wallet (sans £60).

(n) - The tingly, prickly, and sometimes debilitating feeling in the legs after a long toilet session. Most commonly resulting from sitting there too long to finish a column or story in the bathroom companion. Originally resulting from its namesake magazine, Reader's Digest Syndrome or RDS can result from any lengthy toilet/reading session of any material.

A rare disorder related to Stockholm Syndrome where upon being mugged by a Hobo while taking a piss, the victim takes pity on the mugger and gives him a BJ. In an effort to comfort the Hobo and gain trust, the victim will swallow the Hobo's man custard. A bond develops between the mugger and victim, to such a level where, as a sign of gratitude, the Hobo returns the victims wallet (sans £60).

Commonly known as "BHS" bum hungry syndrome refers to the knickers of a male or female once they have ridden up into the cheeks of the buttocks.

The term "bum hungry syndrome" derives from the idea of your arse being so hungry it has actually stared to eat your pants...
BHS is frequently caused by ill fitting underwear, specific breeds of underwear cause chronic bum hungry syndrome, so much so that it may mature into "starving bum syndrome" these pants include: girl boxers, high legged briefs and the notorious laced pants. A note for those trying to avoid BHS...ironically pants purchased from the shop "BHS" (British home stores) do not cause the disease, though ones bought at Primark do (speaking from personal experience!)

In serious cases when the knicker-line of the BHS is visible from the outside of your clothing, it is at this point that the BHS must be ejected. One advises you walk quickly to an uncrowded area and do the deed, as it were.

A mental defect caused at birth, when a human has more than the amount of chromosomes he's supposed to have.

People afflicted by down syndrome have larger or longer fingers and have shorter memory and learning.

The affects cartoons have on humanity include making stupid people look ugly or goofy,
which makes some incompatant bitches make fun of people afflicted by down syndrome because the afflicted people look somewhat "goofy" to them.

People with down syndrome are not autistic btw, because autistic people have brain problems, while people with down syndrome have chromosome problems. See links above.

Too Fat Bowl Syndrome (TFBS) is a condition that plagues stoners across the nation. TFBS occurs when one is packing a device used for smoking marijuana with marijuana and over packs or stuffs the bowl to the point that no suction occurs. Many have hypothesized the reason that TFBS occurs. The prevailing theory is that because marijuana makes you tired, therefore lazy, you lazily pack the bowl and pack it so tightly that it is sealed. Another theory is that marijuana users will pack bowls so large that they last many rotations, eliminating the need to move, also because of the laziness caused by marijuana. No one wants to keep packing bowls. These two theories coincide and are generally analogous to each other. However recently, a rogue theory has come about that some people just like fat bowls. While all the theories may have some truths to them, only one thing is certain about TFBS: it is an epidemic, and there is no solution. It will never stop.