Solutions Architect 

Solutions Architect is one of a number of job titles used for someone working in IT who has no real function.

Solutions Architects wander around looking important and can often be seen in meetings although no one is quite sure why they are there.

John: That guy in the meeting just now. Any idea who he was and why he was there?

Sue: That was Jim. He's a Solutions Architect

John: Ah right.

Solutions Architect by perumbo February 26, 2010

Campus Solutions 

Campus Solutions - A sorry excuse of a student record system used by the University of Nottingham. Unable to give you basic information about a student, almost like its creators want you to die.

Holy fucking shit not another SQL error message, Campus Solutions is crap. Who were the son of a bitches who thought purchasing this system was a good idea? Fuck the University of Nottingham.

Campus Solutions by TheVC March 6, 2021

BSD SOLUTIONS 

A company of very good looking people who are devoted to the highest quality of electrical installation. Workers are young, confident and very, very rediculously good looking.

The pipe is my paint, the bender is my brush, the ceiling is my canvas.... I am an electrical artist for BSD solutions.

BSD SOLUTIONS by Greenlee Davinci April 4, 2010

ghetto solutions 

It’s when you make do with what you have.

(Your friend has to use the bathroom on a long road trip)
You: pee in the bottle
Ur friend: that’s some ghetto solutions

ghetto solutions by Derpderpdud_2788 August 1, 2017

Ninja Computer Solutions, LLC 

Ninja Computer Solutions, LLC (NCS) was founded in Virginia Beach, VA in 2009. NCS is the dopest computer repair service on the planet. They have already spread throughout 95% of the entire universe. They currently have their eyes set on earth however they are definitely taking their sweet time. The identity of their true leader is currently unknown but there are a few known facts. We do know that their owner is a man and we have heard that he is extremely handsome. If you come across him, be extemely cautious when looking into his eyes. He seems to have the ability to control your mind and somewhat alter reality. Just to be on the safe side, you should probably "like" them on their facebook page.

www.facebook.com/NinjaComputerSolutions

Their website is www.NinjaComputerSolutions.com just in case you decide that you want to have your technology worked on.

Dude: Shit, my computer just broke!

Dude's Friend: Yo, contact Ninja Computer Solutions, LLC, they'll fix that shit fast as hail!

Ninja Computer Solutions, LLC by Akatsuki Leader October 11, 2011

Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions 

When you solve a problem with an amazing solution

I didn't want my siblings to steal my seat, but I was really hungry. So I took the chair with me. [Modern problems require modern solutions} I guess

Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions by Ocean_in_a_teardrop January 14, 2020

mobile solutions 

-MiniMarts of shit mobile aka: T mobile. Usually spring up outside successful electronic stores that sell wireless. Mostly employs inexperienced young crackers. Like flies on shit, they buzz all around their booth stuffing shit mobile down your throat. aka hawker

"Hey lets go to sharper image."
"I don't know, look at all those prepubescent mobile solutions young boys trying to sell you shit mobile. fuck it lets go home"

mobile solutions by jim sweeney September 13, 2008