Solutions Architect is one of a number of job titles used for someone working in IT who has no real function.
Solutions Architects wander around looking important and can often be seen in meetings although no one is quite sure why they are there.
John: That guy in the meeting just now. Any idea who he was and why he was there?
Sue: That was Jim. He's a Solutions Architect
John: Ah right.
|2.||Ninja Computer Solutions, LLC|
Ninja Computer Solutions, LLC (NCS) was founded in Virginia Beach, VA in 2009. NCS is the dopest computer repair service on the planet. They have already spread throughout 95% of the entire universe. They currently have their eyes set on earth however they are definitely taking their sweet time. The identity of their true leader is currently unknown but there are a few known facts. We do know that their owner is a man and we have heard that he is extremely handsome. If you come across him, be extemely cautious when looking into his eyes. He seems to have the ability to control your mind and somewhat alter reality. Just to be on the safe side, you should probably "like" them on their facebook page.
Their website is www.NinjaComputerSolutions.com just in case you decide that you want to have your technology worked on.
Dude: Shit, my computer just broke!
Dude's Friend: Yo, contact Ninja Computer Solutions, LLC, they'll fix that shit fast as hail!
This term became popular in the business world because it was used to describe some products or services that when bundled together would lead to a complete solution. For example, Microsoft Office isn't just a suite of applications, it's a total office solution.
The term, like most management buzzwords has lost any meaning it originally had. People no longer sell products or services any more, they're all selling solutions.
With the golden age of the 'give us your money and don't ask questions' Internet boom of the late 90s this word grew to become e-solutions. An e-solution is something to do with the Internet. No-one is really sure what it does but it makes web pages or something and so is a must-have.
Steve: We offer turnkey catering solutions for consumers and prosumers
Dave: You sell sandwiches from a battered old caravan parked on an industrial estate don't you?
Steve: Ssssh, she doesn't have to know that.
An attempt to fix something in a MacGyver Like fashion, but ends up just being a load of crap.
Nasa used netcom solutions on the space shuttle foam, as a result it still fell off.
VERB: Ig nig' ne ate (ig as in igloo ) ( Rooted in Ignite )
Definition of Ignigniate ( Create ) yet, more powerful than the word create in that is means to create by a force of symbolic igniting as in a forceful creation as a result of atrocities from continue attempts to provide a solutions to a purpose, cause, or for lack of a better word than create.
If the theorey of the BIG BANG were to include that an intelligent being caused the Big Bang after much frustration with ignorance of others and in need of a solution then it would fit to define Ignigniate. The word fell into place as I was writing and in need of a word that was used to address a Senator on an Environ-mental Issue. Quote: "" The sum of continued destructions of our heritage lands ( as the 44 Oil Wells Planned for Yellowstone ) is potential to ignigniate a simultaneous evolutionary leap of Human Consciousness that will uncover the fiction that shouds the truth of our Global Position and our Congressional betrayals.""
The continued atrocities in the Municipal and County Police Division, especially the sexual misconduct and other peversions of years were ignored for too long. Credible and continued actions spurred the community to ignigniate the PERF commission and intiate an attempt to impeach the executive officer.more...
We used the word ignigniate (noun) in our Delaration & Constitution of the New PERF ( Public Entity Regulatory Force) (also... a short shot to PERFECT' by force ) and then I defined it on Urban Dictionary where It will be established as ligitimate and with the purposed and effective intent; yet only available to those who use Urban Dictionary and ignigniate new words for lack of others. Words are Powerful to Create and Divert and To Start and to Stop and to Intervene. Urban is an Ignigniant ( The Passive Use) Idea that has united peoples in conversations and created a cloud of confusion for others, while this ACLU PROJECT grows stronger and stronger. I don't believe they knew what they had would be so much used. Creating Words is the precursor of Accelerating or Perfing (Perfecting ) words to CREATE solutions to deal with such as mentioned.
Ignigniation: The Process to Ignigniate. This word can be used in most forms, but reserved for the "intent" of a "more forceful capacity" to project powerful meaning.
Now to use it in sex slang & appease the bros and bloz; here it goes! She/he gave me brain for 3 hours, most drove me crazy but then all of a sudden I eh...
A youtube show that helps people with useful tips.
John: Have you seen the infinite solutions carpet cleaning quick tip?!!
Peter: Yea! It really works!
|7.||sustainable engineering solutions|
sustainable engineering solutions:Engineering which take into account sustainable development principles as its additional criteria for engineering a product or design or construction ,maintenance and operation
Sustainable engineering solutions:Engineering genius and sustainable developmnt pioneer vijayaratnam has been advocate for more than 2 decades.