solunavax

(Noun) A blockchain protocol that is majority owned and centrally administered by a group of venture capitalists that are usually US and often San Francisco Bay Area based.

Instead of the usual properties of a cryptocurrency exhibited by the likes of for instance Bitcoin, Ethereum and Cardano - decentralised, secure, scalable - these blockchain protocols are typically neither secure nor decentralised, or even generally stable, while potentially achieving scaling that comes close to Microsoft SQL Server 2019.

Certain versions of solunavax come with a VC on/off switch out of the box, others have a complete Ponzi scheme baked in. All of them come with highly toxic but generally fluid communities that are financially incentivised to lash out at everything that’s not a solunavax

Wow that’s an awesome blockchain you have there, shame it’s a solunavax, could never degrade myself by investing in it

Have you heard of Blacoin it’s the newest Ethereum killer? Yeah I looked at it for one second, it’s a solunavax don’t even waste your time mate

solunavax by Crypto connoisseur April 14, 2022

Slunge 

An extremely toxic, malformed, smelly, slugdy, used, distressed, wrinckled Clunge/a poor quality item sold by clunge dealers (usually exchanged at £10 per item)

Mark: "Yo Grayson Pubes! have you seen that Alfie Waite's Sweaty scarab Slunge?"
Grayson Pubes: "Yh man, He did a drive by Slunge attack on me last week ! I had to burn the stains off of my skin with Holy water"

Stanpeenisman: "yo Batcockmam i managed to land a date with jordan waite tonight"
Batcockmam: "I would watch out if I were you Stanpeenisman. I Heard she's got a Slunge"
Stanpeenisman: "Eww fuck that! sleety bitch then"

Slunge by Alfie waite February 2, 2022

shlunting 

The act of hunting for sluts for one night stands. Shlunting is usually performed in dark, loud, crowded bars that play the kind of terrible music that guys will only tolerate because it attracts sluts.

Jacques: What are you doing tonight?
Pete: I'm going shlunting at Infernos.
Jacques: On a Tuesday?
Pete: Yeah, bro. Shlunting is my life.

shlunting by Lebanation May 19, 2014

Slunk out 

when one just walks away.

Leon: "wut u do?"
Larry: "i slunk out!"
Leon: " u slunk out?!"
Larry: " what should i have done?"

Slunk out by Brett Curry January 16, 2008

cum slung hoe 

A hoe dat be gettin nutted on by all da homies!

Debra ain't nuttin but a cum slung hoe! Shit I nutted all over dat beyotch last night!

cum slung hoe by the true definition April 9, 2015

Slunanni 

The name Slut and Punan put together. Or Slu for short.

Ew, that girl is such a Slunanni. Yeah she really is a slu.

Slunanni by Smullen April 19, 2010

Slunched

A combination of slouching and hunching usually brought on as a result of excessive consumption of alcohol or narcotics.

Hey, you should check on your buddy. He's by himself slunched over in the corner.

Slunched by LairBear June 13, 2015