The kid who used to talk his way out of a beating at School. Now educated this pimply little shit has power and intends to wreck furious havoc on the world via the ailing and retarded legal system. See also Lawyer, Attorney, Coward.

(1) a lawyer who does not specialize in courtroom legal work, as in the case of jurisdictions based on the Common Law of England and Wales; (2) the second law officer of Great Britain and also of the United States of America after the Attorney-General. NOTE: Not to be confused with solicitant (one who solicits).

Someone paid to lie, bribe witnesses and charge exhorbitant fees