soberizing sex

Sex so gratifying that it will sober up the most inebriated of individuals.

Parker: Thanks for killing my buzz with that soberizing sex, jerk.
Jenny: Sorry that I'm not sorry.

soberizing sex by PJQ June 6, 2014

sofalizing 

One who social networks while on his or her sofa.

Just sitting here sofalizing watching tv!

sofalizing by t_rob9 December 24, 2010

solargizing

Soaking up the sun on a beautiful day!

I was solargizing all day, that I didn't sleep last night.

solargizing by hwdecker May 5, 2013

polarizing 

Taken by great surprise; Beauty in its simplest form: Hipnotizing; Stunning

That selfie is polarizing...Her IG has polarizing pics...

polarizing by bacox8 January 17, 2014

solderizing 

The sexual yet painful act of tieing your partner down, prying open their ass hole and dripping hot solder into their gaping hole.

Hey girl you're gonna love it when I'm solderizing you while you watch law and order.

solderizing by NgReEn1 July 25, 2024

Darp solaring 

The act of slamming a rock into your crotch until you get an erection.

Bro my crotch hurts so bad from darp solaring

Darp solaring by Darpsolarer99 July 16, 2024