| 15. | panty hamper | ||
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A basket, usually wicker,, used to store panties and other itens to cover the female ringpiece. Some females choose to have 2 hampers. One for clean panties and one for soiled panties. Melon came home drunk one night and bumped into a basket and knocked it over. The next morning,his sister said " Alan,what were you doing in my panty hamper lastnight?"
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| 16. | Butt-cloth | ||
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Underwear; the cloth one wears on the buttocks. Boxers, briefs, panties.
"That's some pretty sexy butt-cloth you got on." "I saw this pair of sweet polka-dotted butt-cloth at Target for real cheap." "I soiled my butt-cloth." |
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| 17. | Library | ||
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Place where homeless people go to wash up in the bathroom and escape from the streets until ladies with godawfully tight buns shoo them away because they smell like soiled panties. Homeless Man #1: Earl, get out of you box.
Homeless Man #2: Why? It's so cold and we're both homeless. Homeless Man #1: We need to get baths and some refuge from this terrible cold and the library is open. Homeless Man#2: Yeah! Let's go make it smell like ass! |
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| 18. | Shimko | ||
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A really, really smelly fart, that lingers in a humid room for hours. Oh man, somebody Shimko'd in here!
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| 19. | Slurryitus Cystitis | ||
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Vaginal infection caused by not changing your soiled underwear quick enough after a severe dose of Slurryitus. Female only disease, (and possibly post op Transexuals). Susan, (whilst in the toilet cubicle): " AAAAAAARGH!!! Fuck it stings when I piss and my flaps stink of shit!!".
Judith, (from the next door cubicle): " You should have changed your panties when you shat yourself in the paste room yesterday. I warned you about Slurryitus Cystitis. I am a first aider you know. |
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| 20. | dirty underpants | ||
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Under garments (usally refered to as underwear, or panties) that have been soiled in, previously used, or with the famous skid mark (poop stain). "aww man, I got nothing but dirty underpants"
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| 21. | seat cover | ||
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Undergarment which covers the lower torso including both butt cheeks; may or may not have an opening in the crotch; may have Velcro, snap, or ribbon-tie openings on the sides. He was so scared, he had to change his seat cover. She doesn't want to die in a public place for fear that her seat cover will be soiled.
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