Smilage 

A word used to measure the minimum to maximum area a person can smile. Smilage is measured using the circumference of a smile

Ex1: Zakiyah increases Mike's smilage with everything she says.

Ex2: Yo you're maxing out my smilage right now.

Ex3: yo let me measure dat smilage.

Smilage by Mike "The Bat" Zino June 22, 2010

reverse spoilage

The act of losing something and doing without it for a long time, then having it again but forgetting to use it. Being spoiled we are used to having things. The opposite is true here with reverse spoilage as we get used to NOT having things.

I like to listen to music while driving in my car. 30 years ago my car radio was stolen, and so during the process of getting a new one, getting the money from the insurance company and picking out a replacement stereo, I got accustomed to driving around quietly. Once I got the stereo, I forgot to turn it on due to the reverse spoilage.

reverse spoilage by JimmyG1957 April 13, 2014

ionela shilage 

A hot underaged girl, typically with large breasts, and/or petite features with defined curves on her body.

Damn she be a Ionela shilage

I have pics of Ionela shilages, i'll send them to you via dms

My neighbor's daughter's a ionela shilage.

ionela shilage by Ionela_the_hottest_ac_waifu February 8, 2022

Pounding the Silage 

a term used by country people in the act of having sex.

Were you guys pounding the silage last night?

Pounding the Silage by country girls January 5, 2010

Smilage 

A bad joke you told that you just can't stop laughing about. You find yourself grinning over your own witty banter long after everyone else ceased politely laughing at the joke.

The joke can often otherwise be characterized as a dad joke, pun or weird inside joke.

That joke I told Cindy about 'tearable puns' sure gave me a lot of smilage.

Smilage by sublingual September 22, 2016

silage 

Time of year when culchies in Ireland cut grass. All culchies love this time of year.

Joe “well pat, are you cutting silage tomorrow?”
Pat “oh yea I am joe, I’ll be flat to the mat”

silage by Culchie101 June 16, 2019

Sollage 

A funny moment related to someone with a name such as Sol, Solomon or Solly etc.

*Solomon falls over* “Haha sollage”

Sollage by 019284756 September 25, 2018