| 1. | Frightened Turtle | ||
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When a poop log rears it's brown head out for a peek, only to retreat to it's rightful home at the moment, the ass. Man! I almost messed my trousers, thankfully it was only a frightened turtle, so no soilage! *high five*
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| 2. | panty thief | ||
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A guy who appreciates the soilage in a womans crotch panel of her panties, sniffs and licks the contents while achieving orgasm. This may occur numerous times with the same pair. However the honest ones returns them, discreetley. The smart one keeps the best ones and locks them up in airtight bags, containing the aroma and taste. I'm a panty thief and have enjoyed some of the best, funkiest crusty tastey soiled crotch panels there is. Wanna see my collection?
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| 3. | juggjasm | ||
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A juggjasm is where the male of the species unleashes his manhood on a woman's jugg or juggs. Best if the woman is not clothed, at least from the waist up. Soiling of the clothes can and does frequently occur if proper steps are not taken to prevent soilage. Vrin: How was your date wih Sally Sue?
Jadu: Great. I gave her a juggjasm on each jugg. Vrin; Dang. You da man. Jadu: I know. |
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| 4. | Shitty McCum-Pants | ||
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Alternative name for a person who has a nasty habit of soiling their undergarments. Used when the offending "shreddies" are discovered to be hiding not only fecal stainage, but also crusty semen deposits. "oh my God! Did you see the state of those underpants? What a Shitty McCum-Pants!
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| 5. | rosenblatt | ||
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Loud, percussive flatulence, often resulting in stained under garments: a shart accompanied by a loud report. The man had a rosenblatt that was heard by those present, ending with a visible stain on his shorts.
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| 6. | Gribity | ||
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1. Unwanted soilage; one part schmutz, one part crumb. 2. eye crusties I was eating some cheese crackers and now I have a gribity-ridden beard.
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