2) A stain.
3) A hard rock / heavy metal band, currently with 3 albums:
2) Ahh, i have a soil on my shirt.
3) Cross my heart hope to die, pluck out my f***ing eye, i am broken everywhere, loveless b****rd i don't care.
To soil anything else is to get it dirty.
Because soil is....
bwahahaha I said excrement.
Did I spell that right?
God damn it...
Oh yeah, for all you illiterate asswipes out there, exrement is also shit. Shit, like what you wipe off asses, asswipe motherfuckers.
"You've gone and soiled my carpet with your dirty ass shoes, you bastard" (soiling things is generally a no-no folks. DOWN WITH THE SOIL!)