dirty softshell 

the act of ooping in a woman's vagina, pouring salsa and lathering guacamole on it, and then having sexual intercourse with the woman.

Man I gave Maddie Streff the worst dirty softshell EVER last night!

dirty softshell by biggy rection March 22, 2009

soft-shoe 

A large, black genius who crushes anybody who dares to appose him. Also, a potential cult-leader.

Tom: Did you see that soft-shoe on "Hannity and Colmes" last night?

Mike: Yeah! He made that doctor look like the thin-skinned, low-rent faggot he is!

soft-shoe by Rodney McDicklicker April 16, 2007

soft shoe toby 

cockney slang . toby jug = mug

look at that soft shoe toby over there

soft shoe toby by samrodneypants January 22, 2009

softshell 

the complete opposite of hardcore. opposite of hard= soft.. opposite of core= shell. therefore.. opposite of hardcore= softshell !!!

dylan is so softshell.

softshell by Hillary Humber July 2, 2007

Softshell Crab Sandwich 

(Also known as Pocquoson Delight)When a chick has a yeast infection that is so bad, that her pubes are crusted up and resemble a fried softshell crab. In order to get to the honey hole, you have to slap two pieces of bread on that thang and eat through the crust like a softshell crab sandwich. The fresh discharge serves as a tartar sauce substitute.

Paddy, upon finding the entrance blocked, reached into his pocket, pulled out two slices of bread, and made himself a "Softshell Crab Sandwich". Two minutes later he was in.

Softshell Crab Sandwich by Donkey June 16, 2004

softshell turtle 

When you pull your scrotum up over your balls and part of your penis shaft - resembles a softshell turtle. Used to intimidate new people in male-dominated work places like the military, construction, red-neck organizations. Can also be used if sexual partner is into reptiles or body parts being manipulated into interesting shapes.

Hey new guy, wanna see my softshell turtle?

softshell turtle by Tail Razor August 21, 2017

Soft Shoe 

When not gaining a full commitment to do business from a client, due in large part by pressures from mangement to make a sale and you haven't been to the board all day

"Did you hear Popov take that deposit and say he wont run it thru until Friday? Total soft shoe, but hey at least he's on the board"

Soft Shoe by jazzless December 16, 2008