Shetlander Share definition Flag a person from the shetland isles that enjoy cars, alcohol and sex. they speak there own little lingo. Shetlander 1: what dee get up tae last night den? Shetlander 2: went oot fir a peerie dram. Shetlander by spspspspsp April 29, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Shetlander mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch