Softest Boi™ 

The boy known as Dan. He is the Softest

"Dan is really the Softest Boi™."

Softest Boi™ by Potatobeyonce June 4, 2018

Softest Boi™ 

Boy known as Dan

"Man, wish i could be the Softest Boi™, but it's alreafy taken by Dan."

Softest Boi™ by Potatobeyonce June 4, 2018

pop at its softest core 

see Yeah Yeah Yeahs

And people actually think they're rock!

pop at its softest core by dref said right June 4, 2004

what's the softest way to say you took away my friend 

losing your friend in some way. wish that didn't happen to you don't you. sorry...

hey what's the softest way to say you took away my friend from this world

what's the softest way to say you took away my friend by im in pain :p November 21, 2021

softistry 

erectile dysfunction

Not that I'd know, but apparently, nowadays, they have some good drugs for overcoming softistry.

softistry by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 28, 2010

softetherslam 

softetherslam is a ddos attack that attacks softether dns servers aswell as the servers port connection feature. Once your server has no dns transfer there is no where for your data to reroute to leading your server to overload. Its publisher is Xyraku or czpy.

I used Softetherslam to drop that guys nfo.

softetherslam by WhiteHat-Hacker December 20, 2019

Softstache 

The result of some post-pubescent male allowing the full glory of their first facial hair blossom into a creepy, yet baby-soft mustache. It's vaguely French, curiously gross, and -never- appealing.

There's this kid in my sophomore class who waxes his softstache and brags about how he'll now be able to bag all the babes, but I think he looks like a budding pedo.

Softstache by The Great Bozahn August 30, 2010