Uber-Softee 

When a piece of music changes dynamics to a really low volume. Common in jazz music, classical, and rock.
"In The Mood" performed by Glenn Miller's ensemble portrays an uber-softee very well when the band repeats a 12 bar blues over and over, lowering the volume each time. They eventually make it so low that it become an "uber-softee

Measure 72 has a decrescendo. We're going to take it down to an uber-softee

Uber-Softee by Jono0120 December 10, 2010

softer blow punch 

A hybrid beverage created when one mixes Code Red with Regular Mountain Dew, resulting in a mild hybrid of the 2 products. "The Prius Version" of code red...since you are going green. Can be referred to as a "Warm Texas Prairie"

(Sees friend mixing mountain dew & code red) A: "What're you doing? "
B: "I'm making Softer Blow Punch...Its like a Warm Texas Prairie in your mouth"

softer blow punch by Honey Tits May 1, 2014

Mr. Softee

The male penis when soft and flaccid.

Rachel woke me up at 4 a.m. by sucking on Mr. Softee.

She really got turned on when I slapped her face with Mr. Softee.

Mr. Softee by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

stool softeners

humorous term for in-car seat warmers

Dude, i'm freezing my balls off in here. Doesn't this car have stool softeners?

stool softeners by JSMAX October 6, 2010

Softe Nuss 

When someone is happy and relieved that something has been finished successfully.

Edu: I finally finished that API validation.
Daniel: SN

Meron: I think it should work now.
Marisa: Softe Nuss

Softe Nuss by doctorboss November 9, 2022

softer 

when your boner goes away it becomes a softer

"that drunk girl dancing naked gave me a boner but after she threw up she gave me a softer"

softer by BLUTBLUNTZ April 4, 2009

Softer man 

A term used to describe a individual who has either refused to do something, or has done something of lesser worth.

Example One:
Joe:"Hey come bungee jumping with the boys today."
Derek:"No, that sounds dangerous."
Joe:"Softer man!"
Example Two:
Derek:"Hey, I got Shirlena's name tatooed on my neck."
Joe:"She's not even your girlfriend!"
Derek:"Yeah, but I know she loves me."
Joe:"Softer man!"

Softer man by DEE TRAIN December 25, 2007