| 1. | Bootstrap Capital | ||
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Also known as self-capitalization, this is how most start-ups actually capitalize themselves. Sources of bootstrap capital include: soft capital (Mom/Dad/Rich Uncle Buck), home equity loans, supplier credit, consulting, credit cards, retainers, deposits, progress payments, receivables factoring, partners, sponsorships, guarantors, pre-sales, launch clients and more. Bootstrap capital allows the ownership to keep control of their own enterprises and not lose them to VCs and other debt or equity holders. “Two former students decide to start a home building business. They have no capital so they: 1. find a friendly landowner who allows them to set up shop in a field and pre-sell homes with no money up front to the landowner (who gets paid when the homes sell); 2. they pre-sell 10 homes and take deposits of $20,000 per home so now they have $200,000 in their bank account; 3. they get 90 and 120 day terms from their suppliers so that the suppliers also get paid when the homes sell; 4. they take their 10 Agreements of Purchase and Sale and pledge those to the Bank for a LOC (effectively borrowing their clients' credit scores). After two years, they have $800,000 in the Bank and own 100% of the business. This example demonstrates five sources of bootstrap capital: supplier credit, pre-sales, launch clients, deposits and guarantors.”
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| 2. | hipster | ||
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Guys: Physically weak, un-masculine wimps that wear tight girl-jeans and talk about having sex very loudly. Worse than indies. Long, dyed hair under trucker hat. Wannabe intellectuals; think reading the paper once in a while makes them intelligent.
Girls: Hard to tell apart form soft-core punk chicks; usually tattooed, and clothed similarly to the guys. See: Bus stops on Capital Hill in Seattle are 30%-50% hipster populated
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| 3. | G-HARD | ||
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a superhero who's power is to make soft things hard. If you have troubles in the bed room, fellas, don't be afraid to call up G-HARD, he'll end allll your troubles. boy: "I'm sorry this normally doesn't happen to me!"
girl: "I'm sooooo sure" boy: *under his breath* "G-HARD I need something stiff." G-HARD MIRACULOUSLY APPEARS AND STIFFENS THINGS UP!!!! and says "NEVER FEAR! I'M HERE!!!" then the boy and girl fuck. it was a good time :) |
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| 4. | NambO | ||
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The opposite of Rambo. Rambo is the tough guy - NambO is the modern day weakling (not just physically but emotionally) relying on the system and everyone else, always whinging and never happy, incapable of creating his own happiness. Derived from combining Namby-Pamby and Rambo. The word is spelt with a capital N and O at each end - the amb in the middle being "another mommy's boy". Look at that Sook over there, someone took his place in the line and he is throwing a tantrum (because he isn't together enough to just ignore it and not tough enough to make his point any other way) he's a friggin' NambO.
My friend rang me today to complain about his partner treating him wrong, his Boss is coming down on him at work and he thinks life might be just too hard. He is thinking about getting counselling. He's turned into a real NambO. |
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| 5. | cavi | ||
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Another word for cocaine ( Hard Cooked Rock or Soft Raw Powder ) which originated in from the West Coast: a bitter crystalline alkaloid C17H21NO4 obtained from coca leaves that is used especially in the form of its hydrochloride medically as a topical anesthetic and illicitly for its euphoric effects and that may result in a compulsive psychological need. Also used as an adjective to something that is ace, bad*, best kind, beyond compare, boss*, capital, champion, chief, choicest, cool*, crowing, culminating, finest, first, first-class, first-rate, foremost, greatest, highest, incomparable, inimitable, leading, matchless, nonpareil, number one, optimum, outstanding, paramount, peerless, perfect, pre-eminent, premium, prime, primo*, principal, sans pareil, super, superlative, supreme, terrific, tops, tough, transcendent, unequaled, unparalleled, unrivaled 187 (Deep Cover Remix) Lyrics by Dr. Dre
Nuts full of cavi and I'm headed for the bar. Scared as a motherfucker, cause I'm fresh out, But I got to make my green, and plus they all fiend .. Stone Cold Lyrics by Nate Dogg Damn this is a cavi beat I feel like takin time on this beat To smash you all But teachers are supposed to teach So I'ma teach and you gon' listen or else ... |
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| 6. | Russia | ||
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A Large, beautiful country that occupies a sizable portion of two continents, namely Europe and Asia.
Russia has been a Christian civilization since the 900s A.D. Its primary religious body is the Russian Orthodox Church. Over the last millennium, the Russians have held their own against invading hordes of Mongols, Muslims, Napoleon, and the Nazis. Russia is known as the birthplace of vodka, Cossacks, some great classical composers, and some of the world's most stunningly beautiful women! During the early 20th-century, Russia suffered a violent revolution followed by a bloody civil war. The victors in this conflict were a slimy band of thugs known as Bolsheviks, a/k/a Communists. They murdered the Tsar and his family, and subjected the Russian people to 70 years of brutal dictatorship. Then Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher employed economic, diplomatic and "soft" military pressure to defeat the Soviet Commies and free the Russian people without firing a shot. Today, Russia is one of the only countries in the world that can simultaneously (1) stimulate its economy with a flat tax, (2) show the world how to handle radical Muslims, and (3) show us how to deal with gay perverts. Moscow and St. Petersburg have each served as the capital of Russia.
You don't wanna mess with Russia--just ask Napoleon! |
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| 7. | P Town | ||
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P Town is short for The City Of Portsmouth, Virgina. A rough Lower class city with much poverty in Va. Population: Mainly all African Americans and 5 percent white. Its Nestled In between Va beach Chesapeake and Suffolk.
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Dubbed on the east coast as heroin capital of the east. Also its dubbed Home Of The Stick Up Kids, which came about in the 60s and 80s for some reason primarily from Richmond. Real OGs know this term well. Some compare it to a lesser Camden New Jersey But That's personal opinion. From experience its like Camden but also with white folk living amongst the Black Folk with relative peace and hidden animosity. Resources in P Town Va. Free Base Cain Is No doubt Portsmouth's #1 Cash Chemical usually 98% pure to ensure a good fiend return. Schools are hurt financially because of military drain and are riddled with teen gangs such as YNIC "Young Niggas in charge" and ms13. They Graduate to prison and a life of crime. Portsmouth cops get paid by Dealers to Hush up. They tore down Many Portsmouth Government projects to build Walmarts and ihops for the other side of money in the city. Rule number One in Portsmouth is Don't be a Talker and Mind your buisness. I don't need to say...Don't mess with Portsmouth. Any one who reps there city like that is soft. Oh yeah if you have kids in Portsmouth move away quickly probably to A better environment for sure P Town isn't for kids and neither is the education system. |
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