| 1. | Sodomizing Gun of Truth | ||
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The act of shoving a gun (preferably a rifle or shotgun) into the anus of someone keeping a fact from you, and then threatening to pull the trigger if they don't tell you whatever you want to know.
Michael: Damnit Jake, tell me who tea-bagged me at last night's party!
Jake: No! I'll never tell! Michael: Then say hello to my little friend, the Sodomizing Gun of Truth! Jake: Oh shit! Okay fine, it was that fag Redgy! Michael: Wrong answer bitch! Jake: No I'm a virgin! Michael: Spread em'! Shotgun: (BOOM!) Jake's Anus: (kersplat)!!! Michael: That fool, he should've known that Redgy was to busy giving that other queer Ben a Cleveland Steamer to come and tea-bag me! |
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| 2. | Sodomizing Gun of Truth | ||
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The act of shoving a gun (preferably a rifle or shotgun) into the anus of someone keeping a fact from you, and then threatening to pull the trigger if they don't tell you whatever you want to know. Michael: Damnit Jake, tell me who tea-bagged me at last night's party!
Jake: No! I'll never tell! Michael: Then say hello to my little friend, the Sodomizing Gun of Truth! Jake: Oh shit! Okay fine, it was that fag Redgy! Michael: Wrong answer bitch! Jake: No I'm a virgin! Michael: Spread em'! Shotgun: (BOOM!) Jake's Anus: (kersplat)!!! Michael: That fool, he should've known that Redgy was to busy giving that other queer Ben a Cleveland Steamer to come and tea-bag me! |
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| 3. | Sodomizing Gun of Truth | ||
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The act of shoving a gun (preferably a rifle or shotgun) into the anus of someone keeping a fact from you, and then threatening to pull the trigger if they don't tell you whatever you want to know.
Michael: Damnit Jake, tell me who tea-bagged me at last night's party!
Jake: No! I'll never tell! Michael: Then say hello to my little friend, the Sodomizing Gun of Truth! Jake: Oh shit! Okay fine, it was that fag Redgy! Michael: Wrong answer bitch! Jake: No I'm a virgin! Michael: Spread em'! Shotgun: (BOOM!) Jake's Anus: (kersplat)!!! Michael: That fool, he should've known that Redgy was to busy giving that other queer Ben a Cleveland Steamer to come and tea-bag me! |
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