An acronym that stands for Safety Of Dick Advisory. A "polite" warning issued to people who are in danger of getting "sack tapped." Generally one issues a SODA when being constantly annoyed by another party.
I issued a SODA to Grimstead after he had been farting around me continuously. He showed no desire to comply, so I kicked him in the balls shortly thereafter.
by Jack Mehoff 9686 June 26, 2011