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things that go on your feet and should not be used otherwise.
my socks keep my FEET warm
by leah December 02, 2003
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1. A garment usually worn between your foot and footwear which is meant to facilitate optimum body temperature, maximize comfort and decrease disgusting foot odor. Generally comes in pairs.

2. A disposable ejaculatory device used by lonely, socially inept young men who do not like to masturbate in the shower or ejaculate all over furniture.
1. "Man, these new socks are really helping me maintain optimal, maximize comfort and minimize disgusting foot odor. And look, I have one for each foot."

2. "John, where have all your socks gone? I could've sworn that I bought you a pack just last week."
by desperryado October 03, 2005
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Some Other Cunt's Kid

The annoyance of some other male having impregnated a female with his spawn and causing down-stream problems for other guys. Problem being she'll suck your for cash and may have a child to the new guy.
"Jesus dude! Stay away from her, she has a SOCK!"
"A what?"
"A fuckin' SOCK! Some Other Cunt's Kid!"
Oh, shit. Give that one a miss..."
by The Davo July 08, 2010
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To get an excuse from a girl who does not want to hang out with you that is probably not true. This comes from the often excuse of "I have to do laundry" instead of watch a movie at your apartment.
I called that girl from the bar to see if she wanted to come out tonight but she gave me socks.

Did you ask her out?
Yeah.
And..?
She gave me socks.
by Alden Crissey February 03, 2009
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Hey dude, did you take my socks? I cant find them.

-Nah dude, you probably left them at Anna's house.

what?

-Yeah dude, remember last night when you....
by cawos April 05, 2008
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Term used to describe a hit using one's fists.
Shut up for I SOCK you in yo eye!
by Joshiro007 February 12, 2003
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garments that go on your feet inside shoes, preferably not when wearing open-toed sandals.
When worn for 3 or more days in a row, socks can become completely toxic and must be disposed of in a university lab facility.
by bleeeyuh December 05, 2004
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