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1. sockrifice
A sockrifice occurs when a person runs out of toilet paper and is forced to use a spare sock to wipe one's bum.
Dude, we ran out of teeps yesterday and this morning I had to peform a sockrifice.
by The Colonel Jul 18, 2003 add a video
2. sockrifice
Leaving a sock behind after a bad hook-up because it's more important to get out in a hurry than to keep searching for the other sock.
She said he was horrible and she left without bothering to find both of her socks afterward. They were a new pair, but it was worth the sockrifice.
3. sockrifice
To sacrifice one (or both) of one's socks in order to wipe with when camping.
I can't believe I forgot TP! Now I have to sockrifice.
4. sockrifice
When you lose a sock in the washer or dryer, implying (in a joking manner) that there's some sort of supernatural agency to the phenomenon of losing socks.
The washer ate my favorite striped knee sock! I guess the laundry gods needed their monthly sockrifice.
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