look up hand puppets. a sockpuppetosis is an extreme form of HANDPUPPETOSIS: the virus that makes your hand lack control. The virus takes control of your hand. It talks and is very silly. The virus has eerie human features. It has feelings and all that good stuff.
tehcoolperson:Oh hai mr.bitchery,...... i just am eating all your money and food so you go bankrupt.
teh cool person, I got sockpuppetosis from your bitchery