Soldier 2: Kennedy is such a SOCKFUCKER
usually has an acne riddin face, underbite, and his diet consists of chicken nugguts and mr. pib. Has no funds to buy lub or tissues. because he spends his money on Mcdonalds, comics and soft core anime porn. So he masterbates with his sock and tosses it in the laundry.
Dad: When i was his age i was way to up in the pipe to try that.
Mom: i want a divorce.