A horney male soldier in the field or on deployment that can/will not get sex from a female, and rolls up a sock nice and tight like a vagina and proceeds to have "relations" with it.
Soldier 1: I walked in on SSG Kennedy, and he was fucking a damn sock!
Soldier 2: Kennedy is such a SOCKFUCKER
Hopeless guy in his late 20's to early 30's that was never kissed and lives in his moms basement. Pretends sock is a woman while looking at free thumbnails. Usually unemployed.
Do not shake hands with a sock fucker.
One who is extremely bored that they place a tube sock upon their penis and continualy thrust back and fourth until climax has been reached!
"terry was so bored that he pick up his grandfathers tube sock and had a field day! What a sock fucker!"
An adolescent boy
whom has just discoverd masterbation
usually has an acne
riddin face, underbite, and his diet consists of chicken nugguts and mr. pib. Has no funds to buy lub
. because he spends his money on Mcdonalds, comics and soft core anime porn
. So he masterbates with his sock
and tosses it in the laundry
Mom: I wish our son wasnt a sock fucker.
Dad: When i was his age i was way to up in the pipe to try that.
Mom: i want a divorce.
a person who removes all other articles of clothing but fails to remove their socks before intercourse; usually male
So I was hooking up with this guy last night and he was a SOCK FUCKER!!!
One that has intercourse with their socks on.
Your mom has intercourse with her socks on; ergo, she is a sock fucker.