When a male gets extremely intoxicated; to the point that he is wearing nothing but a sock on his genitals.
by Pumpkin Escobar October 8, 2012
Intoxication equivalent of white girl wasted but instead involves males getting naked placing socks on their dicks because they are so wasted.
Bystander 1: What the hell are those boys doing?
Bystander 2: Oh that's just Reid and Patrick getting sock dick wasted.
Bystander 2: Oh that's just Reid and Patrick getting sock dick wasted.
by PatReid October 8, 2012