a condescending synonym for "tea"

The term "sock water" is often used to express contempt toward tea and people who consume it. Legend has it that the word was brought into popular American vernacular by the outspoken Wisconsin cheesehead, Brad Turriff. However, this legend is not true, as the term was coined long before he was born.
Why don't you drink pop instead of that disgusting sock water?!
by Ruby Wilson June 24, 2006
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When irene makes French press coffee for herself and no one else
Irene made some dirty sock water again
by Ryderman1234 October 31, 2017
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After sex you pass out with a condom still on. You forget about the condom then go to take a piss. Then rubber fills up with hot nasty post-sex piss. Now you've got a very dangerous situation on your hands
Jane: Whats this mess all over the bathroom floor?

Mike: Sorry babe, cock sock water balloon.

Jane: Im breaking up with you.
by SGT. Birdfeeder December 31, 2011
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A water sock is a sock which is able to be soaked in water without ruining the fabric. It is generally made of a wetsuit/bather fabric and is mainly used with people who have podophobia like myself so that podophobics can swim without feeling the pressure of showing their

podos.
Person 1: Ugh I so do not want to go to this swimming carnival.
Person 2: Why not? I am pumped!!!
Person 1: I so do not want people to judge my podos >:(
Person 2: Oh i have these water socks you can use!
Person 1: Oh sick bruv!!!\
by Rianon February 14, 2018
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When a homosexual fills a sock full of water balloon's and shoves it up his anal cavity as his partner rides his erection.
Hey Rick i heard you and Mike went water socking last night.
by watersockingareus June 25, 2011
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To dunk ones pink sock in the toilet while tring to shit, the (External duche).
Kate, tried to shit but droped the Pink water sock instead, and decided to flush until clean.
by Mike Ranum May 14, 2008
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