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1. social INcast
One that is, and often should be, involved in many social gatherings, happenings and general goings-on. This individual, though frequently without effort or understanding, is the center of the party, and is, by a matter of course, always consulted before any proceeding of a social nature. This person is, by definition, the SHIT.
Kelly: Hey Stacey, let's see what Steve's doing tonight.
Stacey: Yeah, he's probably got a great party planned; what a social INcast! (Giggles uncontrollably).
2. Social Smoker
Someone who doesn't know whether they're coming or going.

They know smoking is bad, but do it anyway from time to time at social gatherings, i.e. clubs and bars, just to fit in and seem "cool".

They produce the opposite effect.

Real smokers and non-smokers alike, know these people are just losers who can't fit in with the crowd so they have to copy others to do so.

Plus they never buy their own packs because they're too cheap, so they beg around for cigarettes, and most of them just puff.
Bob : "Wtf is Marc trying to do with that cig? He doesn't even smoke"

John : "Meh.. who cares, he's just trying to impress"

Bob : "What? The ash tray? He looks like a penis"

John : "Yea well, he's not getting any cigs from me"

Bob : "Cheap ass social smoker ; we should beat his ass to death with a carton of smokes"

John : "Ok, hand me the burrito"
3. Wall of Ugly
The group of less desirable women who surrounds the queen bee at bars or other social gatherings in order to protect her from the less desirable men.
I wanted to talk to the blond at the party, but I could not get through the wall of ugly.
4. social retard
One who at all social gatherings manages to embarrass themselves or cause undue awkwardness whenever they add remarks to the conversation.
When she joined in the conversation, she was such a social retard.

"You are such a social retard"
5. I'm just here to shit my pants
An expression used to signify the upmost disregard to ones appearance, respectability and the general outward impression given in social gatherings. A lack of desire to impress. Also can refer to a lack of sobriety.
YOU: Hey, check out Fergie flossin' over by the bar. She is so glamorous!

ME: Fuck that bitch, I'm just here to shit my pants.
6. Social Life
What a lot of facebook users/video game addicted people, (especially males), lack. A social life may include, but is not limited to: Partying - shopping/chilling at the mall - generally just hanging out with friends/dating - going to a gym - having family gatherings - playing sports whether for a league or just traditionally - having hobbies besides sports such as yoga, playing cards.. etc.. A social life is something that can help solve the ever growing issue of facebook/videogame addiction that can turn one into a shut in that never leaves the house.
Facebook apps are so addicting, that's all I do now-uh-days besides work. I have no social life!!
7. Manwhore
Male prostitution is the sale of sexual services (prostitution) by a male with either male or female clients.
The gender of a male prostitute's sexual partner, or the sexual act that the hustler participates in may not indicate a hustler's sexual orientation. In same-sex male prostitution, participants may engage a variety of sexual acts based on the desires of the client and his sexual orientation. Although some may restrict the client, restrictions often fall when the price increases. Sexual acts include masturbation, single or jointly performed, oral sex on or by the client, anal intercourse performed by (self-identified) straight clients, or anal intercourse performed on or by gay clients.

Some young men come to hustling as a temporary or occasional means of making money; some engage in hustling only once; others work as a hustler for an extended length of time. Some rentboys supplement their income by work as a pornographic actor or model (and vice-versa), nude model, massage therapist, burlesque dancer (a "go-go boy", "erotic dancer" or (in the Philippines) "macho dancer"), by performing in sex shows or by running a personal website (with, for example, pictures and erotic webcam shows available for subscribers). Others have jobs entirely unrelated to the sex industry.

Financial incentives may be the primary reason that prostitutes engage in this work, but they are by no means the only reasons. Hustling may also confer on the hustler a sense of self-worth (the...
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