| 1. | Dork | ||
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One who is socially outcast either due to ineptness, idiosyncratic interests, or behavior. That's it. However, there are a few subcateogires. 1. One who does not realize they are doing anything wrong due to ignorance about social conventions. This person might want to be accepted but does not know how to become so. This variety is the most likely to suffer from bullying. 2. One who realizes they are not always accepted by peers because of varying reasons, such as an "unpopular' interest or a refusal to accept social norms. In other words, they forsake acceptance for individuality. These are most likely to be a part of one the various sub-cultures. 3. One who realizes they are not behaving in a socially acceptable manner but choose to go with it anyway because they think the "correct" manner is stupid. Most likely to be a jerk. Example 1:
"I wish I had more friends. I just find social conventions to be difficult to understand. Woe is me." Example 2: "I could be with the cool kids, but at what cost? I'd rather be ostracized as a dork than have to give up my goth-y exterior. It's who I am." Example 3: ...Nothing really is as good an example as Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory, is there? Just look him up. |
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| 2. | Manwhore | ||
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Male prostitution is the sale of sexual services (prostitution) by a male with either male or female clients.
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The gender of a male prostitute's sexual partner, or the sexual act that the hustler participates in may not indicate a hustler's sexual orientation. In same-sex male prostitution, participants may engage a variety of sexual acts based on the desires of the client and his sexual orientation. Although some may restrict the client, restrictions often fall when the price increases. Sexual acts include masturbation, single or jointly performed, oral sex on or by the client, anal intercourse performed by (self-identified) straight clients, or anal intercourse performed on or by gay clients. Some young men come to hustling as a temporary or occasional means of making money; some engage in hustling only once; others work as a hustler for an extended length of time. Some rentboys supplement their income by work as a pornographic actor or model (and vice-versa), nude model, massage therapist, burlesque dancer (a "go-go boy", "erotic dancer" or (in the Philippines) "macho dancer"), by performing in sex shows or by running a personal website (with, for example, pictures and erotic webcam shows available for subscribers). Others have jobs entirely unrelated to the sex industry. Financial incentives may be the primary reason that prostitutes engage in this work, but they are by no means the only reasons. Hustling may also confer on the hustler a sense of self-worth (the... |
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| 3. | BBYO | ||
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BBYO is an amazing youth group in which Jewish teens can hang out and go to conventions. Its definatley not a cult and we dont sacrifice animals! We learn our heritage, make friends, have dances, and do commnity service. BBYO changed my life in the best way possible. Winter Cultural is one of the conventions in BBYO and it is a competition to see who has the most spirit compeating with songs we write, dances we make, cheers we make, and much more.
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| 4. | normal | ||
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The state of a relationship in which two people routinely redefine the idea of normal to rationalize their idea of a 'friendship' which crosses several social boundaries and conventions. Despite evidence to the contrary, Elizabeth and Matthew convinced themselves it was completely 'normal' to repeatedly and consitently flout social norms in an attempt to satisfy sexual desires
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| 5. | David Sedaris | ||
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David Sedaris the author of such works as ME TALK PRETTY ONE DAY and HOLIDAYS ON ICE. His wit, self-deprecating humor and mockery of social conventions are but the few delightful treats you'll find in his work. The true heart of Sedaris seeps through in his oddly endearing tales of self, family and loves. Sedaris is quite possibly one of the greatest writers of our time. My sister and I pulled a David Sedaris last night when we scrubbed the calcium residue off our parents' shower then proceeded to rearrange their furniture while they were asleep.
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| 6. | hipster | ||
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Derogatory term used by (usually) fat, ugly, chronically insecure idiots who have a preference for mor and pseudo-"alternative" musics such as Nickelback etc., reality TV, and sexual repression. Commonly describes individuals who inspire jealously in these boring middle-class twats because they creatively avoid full-time work, are not afraid to be different, and (usually) have taste. As there is no "hipster" ideology as such this term could be applied to a miriad of different groups who may offend any number of social conventions. Interestingly, the word is derived from the Wolof (Senegalese) word "hipi" meaning "to open one's eyes" or "be aware", and was introduced into English through slavery, as "hipster" slaves developed their own language in order to communicate behind the backs of their masters. Current hatred of "hipsters" is rooted in a desire for control and conformity: slavery to a boring middle-class consumerist existence. Boring Middle Class Twat 1: "Wanna do something interesting tonight?"
Boring Middle Class Twat 2: "Let's go to the mall." Boring Middle Class Twat 1: "Yes, that sounds interesting." |
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| 7. | Schlong | ||
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An infamous hairstyle, also known as a mullet where the hair is cut short in the front and is left long in the back. That hunky dude over there's hot, if he'd just lose the schlong!
The schlong is a highly practical hair-do as it keeps the hair out of the face, but still has the look of sexy long tresses from behind. It's popular with wrestlers and women who've shirked the most basic social conventions. |
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