Soccer (a.k.a Football, The Beautiful Game) is a sport that has been played in one form or another throughout the world for at least 2000 years. No one has the right to claim it as a sport they invented, neither the British, French, Chinese nor any others. This sport has evolved over the centuries and has adopted characteristics from around the world. The English in the 1800's were the first to create a Football Association, regulating the sport and creating the basis of the "Laws" we know today, they did not invent the sport, the Brit's formalized it. Before anyone comments further on who invented the sport and it's origins please do you research. Start at the official FIFA website, they have a breif history of the sport on their website.
P.S: Soccer is a word invented in England, it is a bastardization on the word "Association Football" to distinguish between Rugby Football (a.k.a Rugger) and Association Football (a.k.a Soccer) on University campus in the 1800's where both sports were played.
To all my English/UK friends ... stop complaining, you invented the word we use today. :-)
Yank: You play Soccer?
Brit: What's Soccer, mate?
Yank: You know it as Football.
Brit: Why do you Yanks call it Soccer.
Yank: I don't know, why did you Brit's invent the word?
by Vince B B October 30, 2007
a fun time
"hey joe, did you enjoy that soccer last night at your place. i certainly did, and so did joe jr. in here," said sally
by Anonymous April 06, 2003
some sport
Me and Rainy are gonna watch soccer then fuck.
by Tarr January 18, 2003
A global sport where nothing much happens on the field. The fans are an absolute riot, though.
Given the choice between watching soccer and a colonoscopy, Trevor wisely chose the latter.
by montoro November 17, 2003
Worlds most overrated sport. It's not just america that calls it soccer anyway. In Ireland, we call Gaelic Football, football.
Give me B-ball any day. At least that never ends in a 0-0 draw.
An exciting result for the soccer match.
by Richy December 02, 2003
Obscure team sport played only in a few isolated regions of the world. Details are sketchy but the game is believed to involve kicking.
Anthropologists from several universities around the United States have embarked on an expedition to learn more about this "soccer" pastime.
by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004
The act of looking like a complete nancy, often times morons who partake in this "sport" become homosexual.
No wonder you get hit on by other guys, you play Soccer.

This world is fucked up because of all the Soccer players in it.
by Jabroni February 26, 2004
as said by the best man ever
"A strange sport played by damaged people"
<robin williams
by Jimt September 16, 2004

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