A sport where a bunch of pussies chase a ball for 1.5 Hours. They have 1.5 hours to shoot a half sized basketball into a massive goal with their feet.
by father.oogway March 27, 2022
Abbreviation of 'Association Football'.
A playground game of skill involving two teams, a ball, and a goal at each end. The goal of the game is to score goals in the opponent's goal using just your feet.
The best players have dedicated hours to fitness and technique. However it is a very achievable sport and any serious primary school champion is probably comparable to the top professional players.
The popularity of this sport is a mystery. Scientists believe it has something to do with its simplicity.
Most people have played the game, most people understand the core elements, and the vast majority of the population are either extroverted or sports fans.
Many take issue with football's overpaid players, its strange politics and its homo-eroticism, and while it is a non-contact sport, supporting football has become its own contact sport.
It is also worth noting that 'soccer' fans are very easy to offend, will probably have issues with this sentence, and have bought into a neo-religious lifestyle.
A playground game of skill involving two teams, a ball, and a goal at each end. The goal of the game is to score goals in the opponent's goal using just your feet.
The best players have dedicated hours to fitness and technique. However it is a very achievable sport and any serious primary school champion is probably comparable to the top professional players.
The popularity of this sport is a mystery. Scientists believe it has something to do with its simplicity.
Most people have played the game, most people understand the core elements, and the vast majority of the population are either extroverted or sports fans.
Many take issue with football's overpaid players, its strange politics and its homo-eroticism, and while it is a non-contact sport, supporting football has become its own contact sport.
It is also worth noting that 'soccer' fans are very easy to offend, will probably have issues with this sentence, and have bought into a neo-religious lifestyle.
by MESSIeater July 1, 2017
by Pezza December 8, 2016
A sport where the person who can shove a sock up their ass the farthest wins. The other one is when you kick other peoples balls.
by Stufffromjosh January 2, 2020
Soccer-- The BEST sport in the world. Involves alot of kicking, running, shooting, and scoring. A game where you're on a team, which is playing against another team. You and your teammates have each a posistion to play, and the 3 in the front, on offence, try to get a goal. The oppisate teams defence, the teammates in the back, has to try to stop you from etting to the goal. The same thing happens with your defence and their offence.
Me: Wanna play soccer today?
Maddie: What did I say yesterday? Or the day before that?
Me: I don't know? Yes?
Maddie: Yes yes! I said that soccer is THE BEST, and that I would play it EVERY DAY if I could.
Me: You're right! Soccer is AWESOME!
Maddie and Me together: ** does our handshake(kick air once, kick air with other foot once, highh five, and scream "SOCCER!" **
Maddie: What did I say yesterday? Or the day before that?
Me: I don't know? Yes?
Maddie: Yes yes! I said that soccer is THE BEST, and that I would play it EVERY DAY if I could.
Me: You're right! Soccer is AWESOME!
Maddie and Me together: ** does our handshake(kick air once, kick air with other foot once, highh five, and scream "SOCCER!" **
by Fun crazy cat April 10, 2019
The most pussy sport on the planet known as earth. It isc really easy. Step one be a good 5 feet away from someone, drop to the ground, hold your knee and start crying. You will automatically win the game by doing those steps.
by Straight fax August 3, 2018