Short, easily managed, but completely unfeminine and unflattering haircut worn by overweight, middle-aged women with 2.6 children who spend more than 40 hours per week, obsessively focussed on their precious children's extra-curricular activities. The often overly highlighted cut is typically parted in the center or to one side, with longish bangs, no hair products and is distinguished from more stylish and current short hairdos by it's roots in 70's and 80's fashion, re-hashing the "dorothy hamill" and "geraldine ferraro" styles, and often worn with "mom jeans," (also rooted in 80's style - high wasted with baggy ass and peg leg), baggy sweatshirts and white sneakers.

White, middle-class, middle-aged female. Hair pulled through the back of the baseball cap, into a ponytail. Usually seen "driving" a very large SUV. Also seen at stop signs staring aimlessly with their mouth open waiting for an open spot in traffic. Usually doesn't find one, so they pull out in traffic hoping to make their own spot. Thus causing an accident, which is paid for by their husbands income. Seen as an active parent at school. However, they never talk to their children because they have a cell phone blocking their ear, that they constantly scream into. Participating in booster clubs, PTA, church organizations. Ironically, you can find them cursing at the cashier because he couldn't return their curtains that they bought over a year ago, but never found time in their oh-so-busy lives to put up. All of this is usually done in front of their 'christian' children, who are going to grow even more mindless than their role model of a mother. Occasionally they go in flocks to the nearest mall, and trash every department they step into, throwing shoes on the ground, leaving once-hung items lying on the floor. Sometimes you see them running for the nearest open register, and fighting with the women that casualy strolls in front of her, explaining that she was there first, and doesn't have time to waste. She has to drive her one or two children away in an SUV that comfortably seats 8, so they don't miss their sports practice, or dance recital. Inflating gas prices mean noth...

White, middle-class, middle-aged female. Hair pulled through the back of the baseball cap, into a ponytail. Usually seen "driving" a very large SUV. Also seen at stop signs staring aimlessly with their mouth open waiting for an open spot in traffic. Usually doesn't find one, so they pull out in traffic hoping to make their own spot. Thus causing an accident, which is paid for by their husbands income. Seen as an active parent at school. However, they never talk to their children because they have a cell phone blocking their ear, that they constantly scream into. Participating in booster clubs, PTA, church organizations. Ironically, you can find them cursing at the cashier because he couldn't return their curtains that they bought over a year ago, but never found time in their oh-so-busy lives to put up. All of this is usually done in front of their 'christian' children, who are going to grow even more mindless than their role model of a mother. Occasionally they go in flocks to the nearest mall, and trash every department they step into, throwing shoes on the ground, leaving once-hung items lying on the floor. Sometimes you see them running for the nearest open register, and fighting with the women that casualy strolls in front of her, explaining that she was there first, and doesn't have time to waste. She has to drive her one or two children away in an SUV that comfortably seats 8, so they don't miss their sports practice, or dance recital. Inflating gas prices mean noth...

When a woman who has long hair cuts it very short. Usually done after having a child when the woman has no time to deal with her hair.

what kids that suck at sports where you have to be strong (football, wrestling) play so they can actually get in a game. unline REAL football, where you can run, pass, kick, block, in soccer, oyu just run and kick.. boring. people say it is harder than football because you have to kick a ball through a 30 foot wide goal.. well in football you have to kick it through a 20 foot wide goal so suck that one soccer fags.
also, soccer players say it is harder because you are constantly running, but soccer players stop and dribble the ball like it's their boyfriend's ass hole hair every 3 seconds. in football, you actually sprint.
real definition of soccer: a sport that should only be played by females.

A stay at home mom is a white, upper middle class woman who:

-thinks anything that is not white, upper middle class is inferior and/or evil
-thinks her children need her up their asses 24/7
-thinks working mothers are inferior because they aren't up their kids asses 24/7
-thinks men should be sperm donors and money makers, and nothing else. God forbid ever making a man be a father, and no, throwing the football around for 20 minutes on a Saturday and bringing home a fat paycheck does not make someone a good father.
-thinks her job is the hardest in the world, using dumb arguments from Dr. Phil like "stay at home moms have an equivalent to 2 full time jobs." Well honey, guess what, working moms must have 3 full time jobs, then. They take care of children, errands, and the house, but unlike your lazy, whining ass, they don't have from 6am to 8pm to do it.
-crucify working moms for not spending enough time with their children, but find it perfectly acceptable for a man to forgo time with their kids for their career (sexists hypocrites)
-max out their hubby's credit card at Talbot's, the hair salon, and buying a big ass SUV or mini van
-often depressed because they realize that saying your ABCs and watching Dora the Explorer all day is not how an adult should live their life
-constantly talk about "me" time
-end up with slutty daughters, misogynistic boys, and drug addict children because they were up their asses 24/7
-are trying to be the exact opposite of their ...

1.A middle to upper-class post-baby boomer woman, usually white, who usually spends her time homemaking. Her children are her whole world, and she considers them to be the exceptions to every rule. She cannot control them and expects everyone else to deal with that. She loves trendy diets and hair styles, is fashionably late to her children's sport practices, and insists that her children's teachers do not challenge them enough. Debate rages over her political leanings, but regardless, she feels that her and her family are moral soldiers, making sure that those who have "questionable" character are ignored, shunned, and avoided. She lives in the suburbs and drives an expensive SUV that her husband had lifted into the stratosphere, even though it will undoubtedly never be taken off-road once. Can frequently be seen standing in line in coffee shops and pays for a pack of gum with a debit card.
2.An object of sexual infatuation for many young men between 20 and 40.