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the most ultimately dumb status in which one can achieve when they are sober from drugs or alcohol. In order to achieve sobercuteness, one must simply act so self degrading and stupid, while at the same time having a very large amount of sexual frustration. Most acts of sobercuteness can be found in AA and NA meetings.
Bobby: "yo Johnny, man, ya know im still a virgin dude. And since I cant get fucked up anymore, Im tryin to start fuckin mad bitches yo."

Johnny: "Well, I know this is your first time at an AA meeting, but let me tell you...that shouldnt be a problem man, cuz there's always a lot of sobercute bitches here."
by Raymond T. Pumpernickel February 07, 2010

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