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A mythical creature that only exists in legends and is often seen by drunking irishman.

Used by irish parents to scare their kids.

see irish
If you keep acting that way, you are going to grow up and become sober!
by IrishRepublicanArmy November 26, 2003
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There is not a sober Irishman in the entire world
by Robbie J June 10, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Rarest kind of Humans on Earth!!!
I don't Understand, a SOBER Irishman!! do they exist
by welsh moshur June 18, 2006
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A northern Free Presbytarian. but then they argue they were british rather than irish!
by beef hallion June 11, 2003
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A hilarious joke. There isn't a sober irishman out there.
My dad is 100% irish- he's drunk all the time. He's always rambling about a Sober Irishman- that's when we have to help him get in bed.
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A www.songfight.org contender. He spans all styles, including Irish, jazz, hip hop, punk, and more.

Go check out The Sober Irishman at www.songfight.org, and if you like him, vote for him!
The Sober Irishman needs to win a fight!
by tychojim January 12, 2004
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