The act of acting completely drunk and hyper (or being mistaken for a drunk) when completely sober. Truly defined when running down random halls on a weeknight or doing cartwheels down the sidewalk and having "drunk girls" hooted at you.

A. The main language spoken in the British Isles, the USA, Canada and Australia.

B. A person who comes from England. There are 4 main types of English person:

1. The Posh Nob

The steroetypical english person who died out in the 1800s. Typically seen as well spoken, wearing a bowler hat and moustache, and swiping away poor people with his cane.

2. The Farmer

Typical of most rural places in England. Normally an overweight middle-aged man wearing dirty overalls and a straw hat. Most common phrases are "Ooo-ar!" and any swearword concievable. Not as gentle as they look.

3. The Chav

A growing breed of English person. Loud, aggressive, obsessed with their looks and becoming a 'gangsta'. Normal IQ is about 31. Reproduces at an alarming rate.

4. The Non-English English Person

That asian bloke who runs the Off-Licence.

For any American readers there is an easy way to tell the difference between the English, Irish, Scottish and Welsh. This is vital if you wish to tour the UK in one piece:

1. Irish people get drunk and fight each other.
2. English

State of being lively, energetic, loud, outgoing, unreserved, and sometimes even obnoxious in public (usually at a party) without any prior consumption of alcohol. It's as if one has become drunk on life or from the energy of the party atmosphere. One may be subject to moodswings, especially as the party dies down, experiencing a sort of social buzzkill, leading to minor temporary depression and fatigue. Occasionally, one's memory may even be impaired, as one may be reminded later about things that were said or done that one does not remember doing or saying.

It's fun, safe, and you can drive yourself home afterward!

The state of being between stoned and sober.

Drugs: a slang use for 3,4-methylenedioxy-N-methylamphetamine (Ecstasy). May refer to the drug itself, under the influence, or the dosage of the pill.

The point at which you become so high and/or drunk, that you are no longer able to stand or sit. A schaivoed individual will enter a vegetative state, and will lay down on the nearest horizontal surface, most often the floor.

when you are mildly tipsy, but not capital T tipsy yet.