knob sobbed 

to get your knob sobbed is to be the recipient of fellatio

Q:where were you bro ?
A:i was gettin' my knob sobbed by some chickenhead

knob sobbed by .:Kess:. February 13, 2004

Tennessee Sobber 

When a girl stops mid-blowjob and starts crying

I was five minutes into getting dome then the girl got all Tennessee Sobber on me and started crying.

Tennessee Sobber by HandsomePete September 5, 2012

slobbed 

To eat with extreme verve and panache. To really slap on the proverbial feed bag. Usually best accomplished at local restaurants featuring a buffet or an "all you can eat" event.

Dude, I really slobbed at the buffet last night. It was harsh; Woke up this morning, brushed my teeth, shaved, and shat like an animal!

slobbed by Carl De Riot September 24, 2007

sobberbate

To masturbate, using your own tears as lubricant

"Vondersaar was sobberbating all night last night"

"why don't you go sobberbate alone in your room"

sobberbate by HELP!POLICE! September 21, 2011

Sobberbate

The act of vigorously crying and masturbating at the same time, without consideration to the appropriateness of the surroundings or others. Not to be confused with exhibitionism, sobberbation is rooted in sexual compulsion and the wanton abandonment of normative behavior.

Did you see that fucked up woman by the pool yesterday? After crying about her divorce and mom being a bitch, she spread her legs like yoga and started to sobberbate in front of everyone.

It was pretty hot at first. But got weird quick.

Sobberbate by MassIndulgence June 29, 2022

snobbed 

when you are 'snobbed' you are being ignored or avoided.

"Kwok, you snobbed me the other day! I called out to you and you totally walked the other way!"

snobbed by snoflake February 20, 2005

Sebbed 

A word to describe some who is extremely drunk. They are more than likely passed out or paraletic.

Person A: hey, did you go to that party last night?
Person B: yeah, i was sick everywhere. I was totally sebbed.

Sebbed by Whitton08 January 12, 2010