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29.
Small chunks of soap, cut up to look like crack cocaine.

Made in order to sell to unknowing victims for large profits, with little initial investment.
"I'm that nigga that sold coke, the nigga that sold dope, the nigga that shot dice, went broke, then sold soap."
-- 50 Cent in "Life's on the Line"

"Fuckin over fiends, laughin in they face, sellin soap to niggas, could die any day."
-- Spice One in "Face of a Desperate Man"

"Sold dope, sold crack, sold soap, sold rap"
-- Jay-Z in "Think It's a Game" by Beanie Sigel

"Back in the days when coke was 20 a gram, I was the nigga selling soap for 50 a gram"
-- Poet in "Straight Outta Q.B." by QB Finest
by August 24, 2007
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1.
Something you better not drop in jail!
John dropped the soap, and bubba played him like an untuned piano.
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2.
An abbreviation for "Same Opposite Always Positive" used in math to simplify the process of factoring polynomials.

SOAP refers to whether the sign before a variable should be positive or negative.
(a^3+b^3) = (a+b)(a^2-ab+b^2)
(a^3-b^3) = (a-b)(a^2+ab+b^2)

Wayne, are you ready for the math test next period?
Aw man! I'm such a chode stroker, I never learned how to use soap. I'm going to fail!
by August 23, 2010
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3.
Don't drop this at all. In your home, on a vacation, ESPECIALLY not in prison. When you pick it up, you will most likely expose your asshole, which in turn will cause a sweaty fat gay pig to hold you down and rape the fuck out of ya. THe best thing to do is to either use a soap on a rope, or RUN LIKE A SHIT before it hits the ground.
Guy 1- Oops.
Pig- Your soap dropped nigga. Pick it up.
by April 11, 2006
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4.
A chemical agent, designed to cleanse one of his/her external filth, thus removing all outside suspicion of one’s internal grime.
Examples of soap include: Irish Spring, Ivory, Dial, Zest etc.
by August 23, 2006
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5.
A type of writing AP Language and Composition teachers like to ask you to do for a book during summer. SOAPS stands for subject, occasion, audience, purpose, and speaker.

Subject - What is this about?

Occasion- What happened to cause this to be said/written? Why was it recorded?

Audience- Who is the intended audience?

Speaker- Who is the speaker or author?

All in all, SOAPS gives students hell.
Joe: FUCK! I have to finish my SOAPS for AP Language and Composition!

Nick: Damn dude. GL. School is tomorrow. It took me like 8 hours!

Joe: DAMN SOAPS!!!!
by May 17, 2010
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6.
1. Fake crack.
2. Derived from the fact that crack is often counterfeited with soap.
3. Anything that is sold as crack but is not.
Fred went to get a 20 rock and ended up smoking soap.
by October 20, 2007
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7.
Short for Snakes on A Plane. A movie staring Samuel L. Jackson in which an assassin releases hundreds of snakes on a plane in order to kill a witness.
From the movie s.o.a.p:

"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
by March 29, 2006
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