Shoulder Shakers 

Laughing so hard your shoulders shake aggresively

That joke is so funny. SHOULDERS SHAKING. shoulder shakers is a group of people laughing

synonym for lol, lmao, etc

Shoulder Shakers by sillygoofymood October 19, 2021

Panty Soaker 

A man who, by his appearance alone, will cause a woman to want to have sex with him. A true panty soaker knows he is a panty soaker and treats women accordingly - meaning since they are aquired cheaply they have little or no value and can be easily discarded.

Steve is a real panty soaker. Women are attracted to him like moths to a flame.

Panty Soaker by Bob the Panty Soaker April 14, 2009

deep soaker 

A turd left in the toilet that is not flushed.

Jock rock just left another deep soaker in the men's room!

deep soaker by dbergeron January 5, 2007

cork soaker 

Comedic replacement word for "cocksucker". Even though SNL used the word in one of their sketches, they are not the originator. This word goes back to at least 1970, if not before, by the late, great, comic Redd Foxx on his old "dirty" record albums, way before the Sanford and Son TV show. I used to have the LP with this on it, don't remember the name of the album.

Redd Foxx audio comedy bit where he talks about people who soak corks for wine bottles whom he calls "cork soakers" as well as people who make frocks for expectant mothers, whom he calls "mother frockers". Foxx then talks about a convention which happens to host both groups, and states "I have never seen so many drunken mother frockers or cork soakers in my life".

cork soaker by dannykewl December 7, 2012

cork soaker 

It is a variation of Cock Sucker. Based again on an SNL/Tina Fey skit, much like the Colonel Angus skit. Better said with an italian or spanish accent.

I'a like bein'a cork soaker. I'a been soakin da corks aaalllll my life. I soaka da bigga fat ones and'a da loooong skeeeeney ones!

cork soaker by JHo May 13, 2005

Super Soaker Surprise 

When a girl is going to give a guy head soon he masturbates a whole bunch without her knowledge. Then when she gives him head he's already ready to cum and cums in 5 seconds with the force of a super soaker water gun to her stunned surprise.

Guy 1: "Did Shelly come upstairs with you last night after your date?"

Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."

Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"

Super Soaker Surprise by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 26, 2010

soaker 

Stepping in a puddle and getting your shoe wet.

In my experience always seemed to happen in the snowy months: Slipping on the snow when jumping across the creek, stepping through the thin ice on the side of a pond, falling through a spring snow bank that has been hollowed out by the thaw's runoff.

Bob McKenzie is standing knee-deep in a vat of beer which is quickly rising:
"My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks."

soaker by Ed December 17, 2004