Top Definition
The only real comeback to a so's your face. Makes just about as much sense, but it's a triple threat - it's offensive, confusing, and it draws attention to the stupidity of the phrase "so's your face".

When used, your opponent will be utterly confused. They will either stand with a bewildered expression on their face, or reply with a curt "What?"

At this point all you must do to finish now is go "Yeah! What now?" and walk off with a slight swagger. You win.

This works just about 100% of the time. I'm serious, try it.
Person 1: Alright, that's it. You're an unbelievable douche.
Person 2: Well, so's your face!
Person 1: Well, so's your nipples!
Person 2: ...
Person 1: What now, punk?

Person 1: Will you shut up? Santa does not exist.
Person 2: Your face should shut up!
Person 1: Your nipples should shut up!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Yeah, that's what I thought!

(as you can see, it works best when you copy the same format the other person used so's your face in)
by SomeWhiteNoise December 10, 2010

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug