snurtle 

A slow moving creature which is a cross between a snail and a turtle. Incredibly daggy and lazy, a day in the life of a snurtle typically consists of much sleeping, eating, being cheeky and minimal use of energy. Despite all of this, the snurtle is a cute and lovable creature.

In a rare outing which caught locals by surprise, the snurtle crawled along the streets of Milliville in its cool green shell.

snurtle by Gregles January 1, 2009

Snurtlesaurus 

A Snurtlesaurus is a mix between a snake, a turtle, and a stegosaurus. Snurtlesauri are multi-colored, with the most common color as green or purple. The call of a Snurtlesaurus is a very distinct "SNiRT." If you do happen to see one in the wild, do not harm it, because there only two left on this planet.

We saw a wild Snurtlesaurus today.

Snurtlesaurus by TK1224 April 20, 2015

skave the skurtles 

skave the skittles is sksksksk combined with save the skurtles

"skave the skurtles" - trashy white girl with a metal straw

skave the skurtles by elcbhlkgi June 9, 2019

Snurtle 

When someone so slow you can't tell if they a snail or a turtle

Cherie: " What's taking that dude so long?"

Brady: "That snurtle only moves in one speed. I'm gonna fire him."

Snurtle by Super Shredder February 12, 2022

Snurtle 

A cross between a turtle and a snail, typically referring to someone who is slow.

That girl is such a snurtle!

Snurtle by Löf Creator August 8, 2020

Give me snurgles 

Keegan, will you marry me? I really fucking love you and i want you to be mine forever. Also give me snurgles... forever

Give me snurgles keegan, goshdammit.

Give me snurgles by Daddy.aka.hailey January 6, 2018

snurtfest 

Someone who exceeds excellence in the highest form given by intuition. They take grace and elegance to an extreme but in the laziest form. You can see them posted up fiending for some coins at your local thai restaurant- or you can also see them shred some guitar or bass or fuck it some drums as well. Basically, in other words, it's your hipsters wet dream.

Raquél: Yo, your boyfriend is snurtfest as fuck.
Sarah: Haha, the fuck you tyrna say?

Raquél: I don't know girl, saw him outside gathering change now he's giving me a gnarly show.

Sarah: Yeeee

snurtfest by doobiereems December 3, 2016